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Old 07-03-2012, 03:57 PM   #1
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I think I just suffered my first broken bone

I think I just broke my collarbone while cycling. I did a header over my handlebars. I've got a nice raspberry on the side of my forehead, but the concern is my shoulder. It's only a little sore when I don't move it but if I try to lift my arm the pain gets pretty intense and there seems to be some clicking in there. Wrist is also jammed making this a ***** to type out on my phone.

My GF is away, and I've no reltives in town. I might be forced to cab it to emergency.

Fug. Time for some THC first.

I have no idea why I started this thread. I guess it just sucks to find myself alone when this happened. So here I sit, alone, one armed and in pain. ****-a-doodle-do.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:00 PM   #2
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dude...seriously?


you post to the hampuer first?
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:06 PM   #3
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dude...seriously?


you post to the hampuer first?
Pretty lame I know. I'm just trying to gather myself a bit before heading off to the hospital.

PS: ouch... My first broken bone in 47 years of usage.... it had to be the right side
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:09 PM   #4
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It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

Trust me, my father is a doctor.

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Old 07-03-2012, 04:10 PM   #5
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dude...seriously?


you post to the hampuer first?
He's probably "in shock".
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:10 PM   #6
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I have no idea why I started this thread. I guess it just sucks to find myself alone when this happened. So here I sit, alone, one armed and in pain. ****-a-doodle-do.
Good thing you did it "biking" and not in a closet with a necktie and a hardy hangar

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Old 07-03-2012, 04:11 PM   #7
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It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

Trust me, my father is a doctor.

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That's funny chit
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:13 PM   #8
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My GF is away
This, and a bum wrist? That sucks. Fap-free Fourth.
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:14 PM   #9
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It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

Trust me, my father is a doctor.

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lolz
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:17 PM   #10
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Good luck Titan.

Welcome, after 47 years, to being a man.
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:39 PM   #11
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you clearly tore your anterior cruciate ligament
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:43 PM   #12
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If you broke your collar bone you would know it, you might want t have that head checked for concussion. Goodell would.
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:44 PM   #13
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It might not be broken, it might just be in a spasm.

Try a few pushups or pullups--that should loosen it up a bit.

Trust me, my father is a doctor.

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I lost it on the bolded
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:44 PM   #14
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You lucky bastard, don't you see what this means? Percocets!
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:47 PM   #15
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You lucky bastard, don't you see what this means? Percocets!
Better, Oxcy
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:49 PM   #16
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Better, Oxcy
It's the same thing
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:56 PM   #17
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Please go to the emergency room as safely and quickly as you can.
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:57 PM   #18
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It's the same thing
Oxcycotin
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:57 PM   #19
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Pretty lame I know. I'm just trying to gather myself a bit before heading off to the hospital.

PS: ouch... My first broken bone in 47 years of usage.... it had to be the right side
You did the right thing, lot of doctors on this site.
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:58 PM   #20
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Please go to the emergency room as safely and quickly as you can.
hey - this is the hampeur - they'll be no common sense here pal....
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