7 Minutes of Fails

John_0515 · 07-05-2012, 08:47 AM

Laugh, my friends.

Laugh hard.

DDNYjets · 07-05-2012, 09:01 AM

LOL.

Dimitri_0515 · 07-05-2012, 10:38 AM

I laughed so hard at the first one.

John_0515 · 07-05-2012, 11:11 AM

The forklift is my favorite.

freestater · 07-05-2012, 12:21 PM

A couple weeks ago, I was at a bar called Pelican's Nest. The smoking tent is out front, so I'm out there eying up the 'bad girls', and there's this douche on a bike who's just revving the thing up for a good five minutes or so. When He finally got off to leave he was just l;ike that last jackass. The whole crowd erupted in laughter and applause. The guy did the only thing he could do, take a bow and try to leave. But he flooded out the thing and had to keep trying while a bunch of us hounded him unmercifully. He finally got it going, and I have to admit, gave every guy there a nice ice-breaker.

Good find, John. Keep up the good work and you'll be right up there with Dimitri.

Dirtstar · 07-05-2012, 07:29 PM

lol, awesome.

favorite moments:

1:44

2:33

3:12

3:50

3:58

5:36

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Originally Posted by freestater

Good find, John. Keep up the good work and you'll be right up there with Dimitri.

DDNYjets · 07-05-2012, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

lol, awesome.

favorite moments:

3:12

3:12 is best by far. LOL'd so hard I almost shat myself.

NxYxJets · 07-05-2012, 11:59 PM

A few are funny, many probably led to trips to the hospital. A few probably led to serious injuires hopefully no permanent deficits. Thanks for sharing the misfortunes of others. It is this kind of stupidity that keeps me employed.

FF2® · 07-06-2012, 09:26 AM

I thought this thread would be about reading DWCs posts.

Dirtstar · 07-06-2012, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by NxYxJets

A few are funny, many probably led to trips to the hospital. A few probably led to serious injuires hopefully no permanent deficits. Thanks for sharing the misfortunes of others. It is this kind of stupidity that keeps me employed.

softside and you should form a band and call it "Life of the Party"

FF2® · 07-06-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by NxYxJets

A few are funny, many probably led to trips to the hospital. A few probably led to serious injuires hopefully no permanent deficits. Thanks for sharing the misfortunes of others. It is this kind of stupidity that keeps me employed.

I feel kinda bad about myself now for enjoying it.

Bottom line is if you are going to build yourself a plywood and cinderblock ramp or such nonsense...I can't be emotionally invested in you after that point. I mean I hope you don't have any long term injuries, but some temporary pain might actually teach you a very valuable lesson. AMIRITE?

The Boston Patriot · 07-06-2012, 10:01 AM

I cried. Oh, the pfailings of teh humanity.

The Boston Patriot · 07-06-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

I feel kinda bad about myself now for enjoying it.

Bottom line is if you are going to build yourself a plywood and cinderblock ramp or such nonsense...I can't be emotionally invested in you after that point. I mean I hope you don't have any long term injuries, but some temporary pain might actually teach you a very valuable lesson. AMIRITE?

You don't have to be a prick about it.

:noalien:

John_0515 · 07-06-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

I feel kinda bad about myself now for enjoying it.

Bottom line is if you are going to build yourself a plywood and cinderblock ramp or such nonsense...I can't be emotionally invested in you after that point. I mean I hope you don't have any long term injuries, but some temporary pain might actually teach you a very valuable lesson. AMIRITE?

People make fun of, and laugh at the misery and misfortune of others on this website all the time, and that's with people that you converse with on here on a daily basis. I'm pretty sure many don't feel bad about that.

I can all but guarantee that nobody on this website knows anybody on that video. Just laugh, and stop looking further into things.

dmitexxi · 07-06-2012, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2®

I feel kinda bad about myself now for enjoying it.

Bottom line is if you are going to build yourself a plywood and cinderblock ramp or such nonsense...I can't be emotionally invested in you after that point. I mean I hope you don't have any long term injuries, but some temporary pain might actually teach you a very valuable lesson. AMIRITE?

Peebag · 07-06-2012, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot

You don't have to be a prick about it.
:noalien:

Yes, yes he does because he's Captain Contrary

jetstream23 · 07-06-2012, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by John_0515

Laugh, my friends.

Laugh hard.

Meh. I've seen more fails on the Pflanding Stripe in 7 minutes.

FF2® · 07-06-2012, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

Yes, yes he does because he's Captain Contrary

Colonel, please.

Dimitri_0515 · 07-07-2012, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

Meh. I've seen more fails on the Pflanding Stripe in 7 minutes.

Bazing

NxYxJets · 07-07-2012, 12:48 AM

Don't get me wrong. Most of those people found themslves in those situations due to their own stupidity. Stupid people don't know they're stupid. It is this law of nature that keeps me employed.

07-05-2012, 08:47 AM	#1
John_0515 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 21,217	7 Minutes of Fails Laugh, my friends. Laugh hard.

07-05-2012, 09:01 AM	#2
DDNYjets Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,560	LOL.

07-05-2012, 10:38 AM	#3
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	I laughed so hard at the first one.

07-05-2012, 11:11 AM	#4
John_0515 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 21,217	The forklift is my favorite.

07-05-2012, 12:21 PM	#5
freestater we gonna lay around the shanty, Mama, and put a good buzz on Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 13,525	A couple weeks ago, I was at a bar called Pelican's Nest. The smoking tent is out front, so I'm out there eying up the 'bad girls', and there's this douche on a bike who's just revving the thing up for a good five minutes or so. When He finally got off to leave he was just l;ike that last jackass. The whole crowd erupted in laughter and applause. The guy did the only thing he could do, take a bow and try to leave. But he flooded out the thing and had to keep trying while a bunch of us hounded him unmercifully. He finally got it going, and I have to admit, gave every guy there a nice ice-breaker. Good find, John. Keep up the good work and you'll be right up there with Dimitri.

07-05-2012, 11:59 PM	#8
NxYxJets Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 473	A few are funny, many probably led to trips to the hospital. A few probably led to serious injuires hopefully no permanent deficits. Thanks for sharing the misfortunes of others. It is this kind of stupidity that keeps me employed.

07-06-2012, 09:26 AM	#9
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,589	I thought this thread would be about reading DWCs posts.

07-06-2012, 10:01 AM	#12
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,273	I cried. Oh, the pfailings of teh humanity.

07-07-2012, 12:48 AM	#20
NxYxJets Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 473	Don't get me wrong. Most of those people found themslves in those situations due to their own stupidity. Stupid people don't know they're stupid. It is this law of nature that keeps me employed.