Are you divorced, getting divorced, thinking about it, or not thinking?

jetstream23 · 07-13-2012, 09:48 PM

Lots of marriage, divorce, and relationship chit-shat here of lates. What's your status?

32green · 07-13-2012, 10:03 PM

My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.

I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

So yeah, I want a divorce.

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jetstream23 · 07-13-2012, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.

I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

So yeah, I want a divorce.

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Yankees, driving to the beach, and dishes....that would kill my relationship too. If she was smart she'd start talking to you using a Suzyn Waldman voice whenever she was pissed at you.

BushyTheBeaver · 07-13-2012, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

Yankees, driving to the beach, and dishes....that would kill my relationship too. If she was smart she'd start talking to you using a Suzyn Waldman voice whenever she was pissed at you.

Then you'd have to add a Married Contemplating Murder option to the poll.

brady's a catcher · 07-13-2012, 11:12 PM

JS23, You need to add divorced but now happily remarried. Well, you don't need to, but you can and should.

Bonhomme Richard · 07-13-2012, 11:22 PM

engaged

BushyTheBeaver · 07-13-2012, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

engaged

JS you forgot the "fooked" option.

Fishooked · 07-13-2012, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.

I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

So yeah, I want a divorce.

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My wife got mad at me because I refurbished a PC for my daughter for her room. and I set the default browser to Google Chrome.

RazorJet · 07-13-2012, 11:54 PM

Estranged ... and doing well by it.

crossfire · 07-13-2012, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

JS23, You need to add divorced but now happily remarried. Well, you don't need to, but you can and should.

I'm very happily remarried.

I was divorced for 12 years before getting remarried. I was very happy single and never thought I would get remarried again never mind have another kid.

But I met a great woman and We have a great marriage and a 5 year old son. Plus my wife, who was a casual Jet fan, is now a die-hard fan.

Hell, I'm even fortunate to get along fine with my ex.

Fishooked · 07-13-2012, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

I'm very happily remarried.

I was divorced for 12 years before getting remarried. I was very happy single and never thought I would get remarried again never mind have another kid.

But I met a great woman and We have a great marriage and a 5 year old son. Plus my wife, who was a casual Jet fan, is now a die-hard fan.

Hell, I'm even fortunate to get along fine with my ex.

GFY

I hope my poll vote is not public.

brady's a catcher · 07-14-2012, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

GFY

I hope my poll vote is not public.

Ahh, you pulled the "southside" tab, eh?

crossfire · 07-14-2012, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

GFY

I hope my poll vote is not public.

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Ahh, you pulled the "southside" tab, eh?

Sourceworx · 07-14-2012, 07:33 AM

LOL at the southside option in the poll.

I've been happily married for the last 6 years.

FlagmanL11 · 07-14-2012, 08:24 AM

Divorced once in 2001 after a six year sentence missing some Jets home game for stupid shix. Remarried much hotter in 2004 and have not missed a Jets home game since...

JetsFanatic · 07-14-2012, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.

I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

So yeah, I want a divorce.

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Yankee radio production (Waldman & Sterling) is the biggest embarrassment in NY sports. I am a Yankee fan and I honestly cannot listen to them!!

Apache 51 · 07-14-2012, 09:03 AM

It's good to see people happily married. My wife and I are celebrating 15th this weekend, she is my HS sweetheart been going since she was 14 so it's more like 30 years.

TechJet · 07-14-2012, 09:07 AM

I took my whole family to the Atlanta Zoo yesterday, my wife got mad beacuse I wanted a zoo hat it was in the 90's hot and humid. she was
a little upset at what? I dunno. Woke up this morning and am still married, thats a good thing.

Gata · 07-14-2012, 10:40 AM

not thinking

Jetworks · 07-14-2012, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to.

Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball.

I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach.

So yeah, I want a divorce.

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So, is it a good thing or bad thing that you cheaped out and got the Expedition instead of the Denali?

View Poll Results: What's your status, b!tches? (anonymous)
Married, happily	24	48.00%
Married, thinking divorce	5	10.00%
Divorced	5	10.00%
Dating, happily	7	14.00%
Dating, hate the b!tch, she's outta here soon	0	0%
southside	2	4.00%
Other	7	14.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

07-13-2012, 09:48 PM	#1
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,607	Are you divorced, getting divorced, thinking about it, or not thinking? Lots of marriage, divorce, and relationship chit-shat here of lates. What's your status?

07-13-2012, 10:03 PM	#2
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	My wife got mad at me because I listened to the Yankee game on the way home from the beach tonight and she hates Suzyn Waldmans awful chowd voice, which I do to. Then when home, I turned on the TV when Teixeira's home run tied the game, so she stormed off to bed hissing about baseball. I cooked dinner and did the dishes AND drove to and from the beach. So yeah, I want a divorce. -

07-13-2012, 11:12 PM	#5
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	JS23, You need to add divorced but now happily remarried. Well, you don't need to, but you can and should.

07-13-2012, 11:22 PM	#6
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,102	engaged

07-13-2012, 11:54 PM	#9
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,622	Estranged ... and doing well by it.

07-14-2012, 07:33 AM	#14
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,428	LOL at the southside option in the poll. I've been happily married for the last 6 years.

07-14-2012, 08:24 AM	#15
FlagmanL11 4 months until the first home tailgate!! Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North Jersey Posts: 3,067	Divorced once in 2001 after a six year sentence missing some Jets home game for stupid shix. Remarried much hotter in 2004 and have not missed a Jets home game since...

07-14-2012, 09:03 AM	#17
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,645	It's good to see people happily married. My wife and I are celebrating 15th this weekend, she is my HS sweetheart been going since she was 14 so it's more like 30 years.

07-14-2012, 09:07 AM	#18
TechJet Still waiting for the next Jet SB crown. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Fr:NYC to Mid Ga. Posts: 8,548	I took my whole family to the Atlanta Zoo yesterday, my wife got mad beacuse I wanted a zoo hat it was in the 90's hot and humid. she was a little upset at what? I dunno. Woke up this morning and am still married, thats a good thing.

07-14-2012, 10:40 AM	#19
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	not thinking