Chinese police rescue sex doll from drowning

TokyoJetsFan · 07-25-2012, 02:37 AM

Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'

By Daniel Miller
PUBLISHED: 14:31 EST, 24 July 2012 | UPDATED: 16:10 EST, 24 July 2012
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Police in China launched a major rescue operation to save a drowning woman, only to discover the victim was actually a discarded sex doll.
A crowd of around 1,000 people gathered at a riverbank in Shandong Province as 18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour to save the stricken rubber toy.
Additional medical workers and firefighters struggled to get to the scene as the drama unfolded.

The officers, who had been responding to reports of a woman in distress, eventually managed to haul the rubber toy to safety.
According to RocketNews24.com, after realising their embarrassing mistake, the rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.

A spokesman said they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female.
The incident happened on July 11.

Shandong Province is major manufacturing centre for sex toys.
Last month we reported how a young Chinese reporter was left mortified after mistaking a sex toy for a rare mushroom in a television report.
Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, had discovered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21c76STnF

DDNYjets · 07-25-2012, 02:46 AM

Heroes. All of them.

Untouchable · 07-25-2012, 04:08 AM

WWFD

What would Feck do?

Dirtstar · 07-25-2012, 05:27 AM

crossfire · 07-25-2012, 05:59 AM

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jetstream23 · 07-25-2012, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'

Only one man could be responsible for this atrocity!

dmitexxi · 07-25-2012, 07:08 AM

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100% Awesomeness

32green · 07-25-2012, 07:36 AM

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18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour

Thats union labor for ya.

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jetswin · 07-25-2012, 07:51 AM

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Only one man could be responsible for this atrocity!

we know it wasn't Ragu

Apache 51 · 07-25-2012, 08:27 AM

Gambling, smoking and sex.

crossfire · 07-25-2012, 08:30 AM

Time for some mouth to valve resuscitation.

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Jets Things · 07-25-2012, 09:02 AM

What wasn't in the article was that the cops brought the doll to the morgue, blew it back up and then ran a train on it.

Jetworks · 07-25-2012, 11:02 AM

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brady's a catcher · 07-25-2012, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'

By Daniel Miller
PUBLISHED: 14:31 EST, 24 July 2012 | UPDATED: 16:10 EST, 24 July 2012
Comments (18) Share

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Police in China launched a major rescue operation to save a drowning woman, only to discover the victim was actually a discarded sex doll.
A crowd of around 1,000 people gathered at a riverbank in Shandong Province as 18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour to save the stricken rubber toy.
Additional medical workers and firefighters struggled to get to the scene as the drama unfolded.

The officers, who had been responding to reports of a woman in distress, eventually managed to haul the rubber toy to safety.
According to RocketNews24.com, after realising their embarrassing mistake, the rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.

A spokesman said they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female.
The incident happened on July 11.

Shandong Province is major manufacturing centre for sex toys.
Last month we reported how a young Chinese reporter was left mortified after mistaking a sex toy for a rare mushroom in a television report.
Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, had discovered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21c76STnF

Heh

Peebag · 07-25-2012, 11:41 AM

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Dirt competing w/ the Crossfire.....

southside · 07-25-2012, 12:20 PM

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You guys laugh it up, but everyone knows that chicks dig the Hoffside.

crossfire · 07-25-2012, 12:45 PM

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You guys laugh it up, but everyone knows that inflatable chicks dig the Hoffside.

Fixed

Jungle Shift Jet · 07-25-2012, 02:16 PM

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Fixed

add Chance a gusta shawty and a ex-cawp holding onto flotsam with an explodin' boat nearby and you got a classick

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TokyoJetsFan Is keeping a lookout for stolen ipad2's Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,256	Chinese police rescue sex doll from drowning Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?' By Daniel Miller PUBLISHED: 14:31 EST, 24 July 2012 \| UPDATED: 16:10 EST, 24 July 2012 Comments (18) Share .. Police in China launched a major rescue operation to save a drowning woman, only to discover the victim was actually a discarded sex doll. A crowd of around 1,000 people gathered at a riverbank in Shandong Province as 18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour to save the stricken rubber toy. Additional medical workers and firefighters struggled to get to the scene as the drama unfolded. The officers, who had been responding to reports of a woman in distress, eventually managed to haul the rubber toy to safety. According to RocketNews24.com, after realising their embarrassing mistake, the rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed. A spokesman said they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female. The incident happened on July 11. Shandong Province is major manufacturing centre for sex toys. Last month we reported how a young Chinese reporter was left mortified after mistaking a sex toy for a rare mushroom in a television report. Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, had discovered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21c76STnF

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Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,792

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Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,642	Gambling, smoking and sex.

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Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	What wasn't in the article was that the cops brought the doll to the morgue, blew it back up and then ran a train on it.