Maryanne or Ginger of Mrs. Howell?

BushyTheBeaver · 07-26-2012, 12:17 AM

Under these conditions:

Maryanne is extremely shy, embarrassed, and inexperienced (e.g., toothy blow job, yanks at it like she's shucking corn). Has no idea what a man wants. Stacked and firm as a bushel of fresh produce, though. And willing to learn. Submits meekly. Prolly comes but it's so quiet it's like hearing a mouse squeak.

Ginger is not shy at all. Knows just what she wants but couldn't care less about you. Selfish and jaded as all hell. Bossy and sarcastic in the sack, like having sex with a good looking Rosanne Arnold-- a "say my name *****" kinda girl. Built like a ship brickhouse though and if you do bring it off at least you'll have the satisfaction of hearing her sound off like the QE2 in heavy fog.

Mrs. Howell is a super freak. Nothing is too nasty. Her wrinkles have wrinkles so keep yer eyes shut tight and let your ears and body be the sensory organs. While like Ginger she wants what she wants, she's old enough to know giving is getting. She can make you come just using her pinkie. And while Ginger likes the dirty talk, Mrs Howell wrote the language. If you think you're not shy, Mrs. Howell will teach you otherwise.

poll coming...

jetstream23 · 07-26-2012, 12:22 AM

Sweet Jebus! When are we rescued from this island?

BushyTheBeaver · 07-26-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

Sweet Jebus! When are we rescued from this island?

Stay with me, Carl. This is a work in progress. First off, I can't find the fugging Add Poll option.

Once I do I'll add the Honey Bees videro link.

gunnails · 07-26-2012, 12:43 AM

Ya don't need a poll, Mary Ann always wins.

southside · 07-26-2012, 12:45 AM

This thread is worthless without pics....

You know, for us younger folk.

gunnails · 07-26-2012, 12:45 AM

If you want to do a poll, try Wilma Vs Betty, that's usually close.

gunnails · 07-26-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

This thread is worthless without pics....

You know, for us younger folk.

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BushyTheBeaver · 07-26-2012, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

This thread is worthless without pics....

You know, for us younger folk.

Thing of it is, pics would skew this poll 70% Ginger, 30% Maryanne, 0% Mrs. Howell. Only thing is. 90% of sex happens in the dark. Light don't enter into it. But for the record:

Shy but stacked:

Sex goddess:

I'll suck the come out yer azz:

SCITSCAT · 07-26-2012, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnails

Ya don't need a poll, Mary Ann always wins.

my vote Mary Ann.

dmitexxi · 07-26-2012, 07:12 AM

Maryanne and Betty in 3some

Gangrene · 07-26-2012, 07:26 AM

Hello Ging' ... she has it all.

I an authorized to vote o behalf of 32, he will also be going for the Ging'

quantum · 07-26-2012, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Under these conditions:

Maryanne is extremely shy, embarrassed, and inexperienced (e.g., toothy blow job, yanks at it like she's shucking corn). Has no idea what a man wants. Stacked and firm as a bushel of fresh produce, though. And willing to learn. Submits meekly. Prolly comes but it's so quiet it's like hearing a mouse squeak.

Ginger is not shy at all. Knows just what she wants but couldn't care less about you. Selfish and jaded as all hell. Bossy and sarcastic in the sack, like having sex with a good looking Rosanne Arnold-- a "say my name *****" kinda girl. Built like a ship brickhouse though and if you do bring it off at least you'll have the satisfaction of hearing her sound off like the QE2 in heavy fog.

Mrs. Howell is a super freak. Nothing is too nasty. Her wrinkles have wrinkles so keep yer eyes shut tight and let your ears and body be the sensory organs. While like Ginger she wants what she wants, she's old enough to know giving is getting. She can make you come just using her pinkie. And while Ginger likes the dirty talk, Mrs Howell wrote the language. If you think you're not shy, Mrs. Howell will teach you otherwise.

poll coming...

I believe your assessment of Mary Ann is way off, but the other 2 you nailed (so to speak).

Mary Ann is either the eager to learn virgin who can't get enough after getting hooked, or the mid-western slut who has had so many rolls in the hay she sleeps with a horse blanket.

jetswin · 07-26-2012, 09:21 AM

Utah, get me three!

Warfish · 07-26-2012, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnails

Ya don't need a poll, Mary Ann always wins.

This.

Peebag · 07-26-2012, 09:54 AM

I would partridge Mrs. Howell like an amusement ride attendant.

Borgoguy · 07-26-2012, 09:57 AM

Tina Louise in a heartbeat.

Big L · 07-26-2012, 10:22 AM

I guess no poles coming.

I defer to Borgo's expertise on this one.

Apache 51 · 07-26-2012, 10:24 AM

Gangrene · 07-26-2012, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Apache 51

Interesting wildlife there in Morris county, Apache ...

Borgoguy · 07-26-2012, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

I guess no poles coming.

I defer to Borgo's expertise on this one.

WTF do I know? I mean, Dawn Wells is cute. But just not my type. Neither is Tina Louise, but she has more of the curvy body I enjoy. Plus, her face is spectacular. And those lips.

07-26-2012, 12:17 AM	#1
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,925	Maryanne or Ginger of Mrs. Howell? Under these conditions: Maryanne is extremely shy, embarrassed, and inexperienced (e.g., toothy blow job, yanks at it like she's shucking corn). Has no idea what a man wants. Stacked and firm as a bushel of fresh produce, though. And willing to learn. Submits meekly. Prolly comes but it's so quiet it's like hearing a mouse squeak. Ginger is not shy at all. Knows just what she wants but couldn't care less about you. Selfish and jaded as all hell. Bossy and sarcastic in the sack, like having sex with a good looking Rosanne Arnold-- a "say my name ****" kinda girl. Built like a ship brickhouse though and if you do bring it off at least you'll have the satisfaction of hearing her sound off like the QE2 in heavy fog. Mrs. Howell is a super freak. Nothing is too nasty. Her wrinkles have wrinkles so keep yer eyes shut tight and let your ears and body be the sensory organs. While like Ginger she wants what she wants, she's old enough to know giving is getting. She can make you come just using her pinkie. And while Ginger likes the dirty talk, Mrs Howell wrote the language. If you think you're not shy, Mrs. Howell will teach you otherwise. poll coming... Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 07-26-2012 at 12:34 AM.*

07-26-2012, 10:24 AM	#18
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,642	None of the above

07-26-2012, 12:22 AM	#2
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,607	Sweet Jebus! When are we rescued from this island?

07-26-2012, 12:43 AM	#4
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,519	Ya don't need a poll, Mary Ann always wins.

07-26-2012, 12:45 AM	#5
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,892	This thread is worthless without pics.... You know, for us younger folk.

07-26-2012, 07:12 AM	#10
dmitexxi RIP JF XXI Forever! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 2,029	Maryanne and Betty in 3some

07-26-2012, 07:26 AM	#11
Gangrene Glad Sparano is gone, on the fence about Mornhinweg.. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vinegar Hill, Brooklyn ... Posts: 2,044	Hello Ging' ... she has it all. I an authorized to vote o behalf of 32, he will also be going for the Ging'

07-26-2012, 09:21 AM	#13
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,465	Utah, get me three!

07-26-2012, 09:54 AM	#15
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,118	I would partridge Mrs. Howell like an amusement ride attendant.

07-26-2012, 09:57 AM	#16
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,417	Tina Louise in a heartbeat.

07-26-2012, 10:22 AM	#17
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,064	I guess no poles coming. I defer to Borgo's expertise on this one.