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Old 08-03-2012, 10:48 AM   #521
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Yeah, but we could all imagine the chloroform being splashed on the rag.

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Old 08-03-2012, 10:50 AM   #522
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Cmmon. I thought it was nice. Romantic even. Amirite
not you personally. Gata being in here is like a giant filet mignon walking across the Serengeti, waving suggestively at the lions and tigers: at first, they're "WTF?!"; then there's the licking of chops and the realization that that filet mignon is looking soooo good that...

*ahem*

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Old 08-03-2012, 10:56 AM   #523
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not you personally. Gata being in here is like a giant filet mignon walking across the Serengeti, waving suggestively at the lions and tigers: at first, they're "WTF?!"; then there's the licking of chops and the realization that that filet mignon is looking soooo good that...

*ahem*

moving on.
there aren't any tigers in the Serengeti, moran



But iffin there were, theyd be all over that tasty bit of filet
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:06 AM   #524
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there aren't any tigers in the Serengeti, moran
That's very fortunate for the giant filet mignon that walk there.
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:12 AM   #525
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That's very fortunate for the giant filet mignon that walk there.
Priceless. Lol
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:17 AM   #526
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:18 AM   #527
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Well if you ever need something to keep you hands busy pm me.
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Cmmon. I thought it was nice. Romantic even. Amirite
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No lol
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Ill take that as a maybe.
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Yeah, but we could all imagine the chloroform being splashed on the rag.

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Remember kids. It isn't 'rape', it's 'surprise sex'.

I stickied this thread, so full of win.
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:36 AM   #528
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She accepted my friend request. Sweet!
Don't change your status to in a relationship just yet. Playboy
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:37 AM   #529
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there aren't any tigers in the Serengeti, moran



But iffin there were, theyd be all over that tasty bit of filet
http://www.yukiba.com/7289-tanzania-africa-photo.html


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Old 08-03-2012, 11:42 AM   #530
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She accepted my friend request. Sweet!
That's second base, right?
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:53 AM   #531
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That's second base, right?
Like asking Ray Charles if your socks match.

How the f*** would he know?

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Old 08-03-2012, 12:11 PM   #532
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WTF? Those aren't tigers. Tigers have stripes. Those are honey badgers.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:14 PM   #533
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WTF? Those aren't tigers. Tigers have stripes. Those are honey badgers.
I just clicked the link. Who is the idiot that labeled that pic?
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:16 PM   #534
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I smell the jealousy... and it's ugly!
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:18 PM   #535
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I smell the jealousy... and it's ugly!
I bet jealousy smells a lot like poo-poos.

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Old 08-03-2012, 12:20 PM   #536
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Holy sh!t... you got to third???
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:23 PM   #537
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Southside didn't f. request me. maybe he thought he did it with his imagination
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:26 PM   #538
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Southside didn't f. request me. maybe he thought he did it with his imagination
You should accept his friend request. He's a great listener and always available to go shopping!
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:29 PM   #539
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Southside didn't f. request me. maybe he thought he did it with his imagination
Way to piss on the parade.

Couldn't just go along with it? You're not any fun. Like at all. I hope you don't get me banded again with your non funness.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:41 PM   #540
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Way to piss on the parade.

Couldn't just go along with it? You're not any fun. Like at all. I hope you don't get me banded again with your non funness.
Bahahahahaha
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