Funniest Quote Regarding Tebow Yet!

crazyeffinjetsfan · 08-14-2012, 05:19 PM

"Tebow found Jesus. He then proceeded to underthrow him by 10 yards".

Demosthenes9 · 08-14-2012, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by crazyeffinjetsfan

"Tebow found Jesus. He then proceeded to underthrow him by 10 yards".

I kind of liked this better:

fidelioion · 08-14-2012, 05:29 PM

I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

What's wrong with be religious?

He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

LockeJET · 08-14-2012, 05:33 PM

Today is his Birthday.

I heard he blew 7 of the 25 candles out.

Bob Crable · 08-14-2012, 05:35 PM

I thought the best one was when Tebow was shown on ESPN jogging with no shirt on and Robin Lundberg tweeted, "See, Tebow can't even throw a shirt on."

JB1089 · 08-14-2012, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Demosthenes9

I kind of liked this better:

This is tremendous.

Between this,the ramblings of DaBallHawk, and our read option/spread option discussion, I'm starting to like Demosthenes.

Jetworks · 08-14-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by fidelioion

I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

Where is anyone hating on him in this thread, let alone on his being religious?

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Originally Posted by fidelioion

What's wrong with be religious?

Nothing at all.

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Originally Posted by fidelioion

He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

Again, who is constantly attacking his personal beliefs? Or are you confusing the satirical commentary about his public displays of religion whilst at work as an attack?

Seriously, the joke the OP posted is about his flaws as a football player. The religious aspect is but the vehicle to the punchline. Think of it as the Zeppo or Margaret Dumont of the joke.

RI Jets · 08-14-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LockeJET

Today is his Birthday.

I heard he blew 7 of the 25 candles out.

Sounds like Sanchez's percentage.

Jordy · 08-14-2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fidelioion

I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

What's wrong with be religious?

He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

Were you offended by the old joke, "Jesus saves, Espo scores on the rebound!"?

Jordy · 08-14-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JB1089

This is tremendous.

Between this,the ramblings of DaBallHawk, and our read option/spread option discussion, I'm starting to like Demosthenes.

It's a trick.

Demosthenes created Whichfan to take the heat off of himself.

Jordy · 08-14-2012, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

Where is anyone hating on him in this thread, let alone on his being religious?

Nothing at all.

Again, who is constantly attacking his personal beliefs? Or are you confusing the satirical commentary about his public displays of religion whilst at work as an attack?

Seriously, the joke the OP posted is about his flaws as a football player. The religious aspect is but the vehicle to the punchline. Think of it as the Zeppo or Margaret Dumont of the joke.

Ah yes. Love the Marx Brothers reference. Well done.

Kentucky Jet · 08-14-2012, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RI Jets

Sounds like Sanchez's percentage.

Now you really are going to stir up The Sanhezites on this board! They know how to give it but can not take it! I am sorry it has evolved into this kind of crap. I root for all the Jets players and really do not give two shirts about which QB gets us to the SB. I just hope one of the three will finally do it! That is all that matters! GO JETS! Win a Super Bowl asap!

Dreamers · 08-14-2012, 06:07 PM

Do you know what the worst part of it is? I will have to listen to Skip Bayless continue to talk about his man crush for anther week.

Demosthenes9 · 08-14-2012, 06:32 PM

Hehehe, just stumbled across this one.

(Right after the Manning Trade)

Breaking News: Tim Tebow is no longer a virgin, he was allegedly farked by Elway and the Denver Broncos yesterday.

Demosthenes9 · 08-14-2012, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JB1089

This is tremendous.

Between this,the ramblings of DaBallHawk, and our read option/spread option discussion, I'm starting to like Demosthenes.

Thanks !!

Charlie Brown · 08-14-2012, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by fidelioion

I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious.

What's wrong with be religious?

He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

This!!!! 100%

Why in the world are people poking Tebow about his faith!!!!

Good Grief!!!!!

Dunnie · 08-14-2012, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

This!!!! 100%

Why in the world are people poking Tebow about his faith!!!!

Good Grief!!!!!

People that attack religion, color, ethnicity have pretty limited mental capabilities. They have no other avenues of discussion or argument to pursue ... So they fall back on the typical ridiculous banter that so many of their half-witted brethren have bestowed upon them. For clearly the do not possess any original ideas or conclusions of their own.

Jetworks · 08-14-2012, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordy

Ah yes. Love the Marx Brothers reference. Well done.

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Originally Posted by Dunnie

People that attack religion, color, ethnicity have pretty limited mental capabilities. They have no other avenues of discussion or argument to pursue ... So they fall back on the typical ridiculous banter that so many of their half-witted brethren have bestowed upon them. For clearly the do not possess any original ideas or conclusions of their own.

Talk about limited mental capability and half-witted; please, enlighten me as to where exactly there is an attack like you described in this thread. Or are you simply just jabbering on in general on the subject?

EternalChampion · 08-14-2012, 08:19 PM

Hey, you have to take what you're given. If Tebow were an avid musician instead of being religious, and he constantly played air guitar, then we'd be making fun of him for that.

gunnails · 08-14-2012, 08:51 PM

Found a bunch of one liners'

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Tim Tebow doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Sheep count Tim Tebow touchdowns when they sleep.

Tim Tebow can win a freestyle rap battle with bible scriptures.

Scientists agree, the Big Bang was actually a Tim Tebow stiff arm.

If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

08-14-2012, 05:19 PM	#1
crazyeffinjetsfan feels like his head is in a popcorn machine. All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Middlesex County, NJ Posts: 3,306	Funniest Quote Regarding Tebow Yet! "Tebow found Jesus. He then proceeded to underthrow him by 10 yards".

08-14-2012, 05:29 PM	#3
fidelioion alright Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,498	I really don't understand the need to hate because the man is religious. What's wrong with be religious? He has enough flaws as a football player to attack no reason to constantly attack his personal beliefs.

08-14-2012, 05:33 PM	#4
LockeJET pooping, but thinking of you! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 15,969	Today is his Birthday. I heard he blew 7 of the 25 candles out.

08-14-2012, 05:35 PM	#5
Bob Crable Banned Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 296	I thought the best one was when Tebow was shown on ESPN jogging with no shirt on and Robin Lundberg tweeted, "See, Tebow can't even throw a shirt on."

08-14-2012, 06:07 PM	#13
Dreamers The angry poster All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,428	Do you know what the worst part of it is? I will have to listen to Skip Bayless continue to talk about his man crush for anther week.

08-14-2012, 06:32 PM	#14
Demosthenes9 PimpAssedAvatar Thanks McGinley :) Veteran Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,317	Hehehe, just stumbled across this one. (Right after the Manning Trade) Breaking News: Tim Tebow is no longer a virgin, he was allegedly farked by Elway and the Denver Broncos yesterday.

08-14-2012, 08:19 PM	#19
EternalChampion In talks to purchase JetsInsider Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 403	Hey, you have to take what you're given. If Tebow were an avid musician instead of being religious, and he constantly played air guitar, then we'd be making fun of him for that.

08-14-2012, 08:51 PM	#20
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,568	Found a bunch of one liners' --------------------------------------------------- Tim Tebow doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Sheep count Tim Tebow touchdowns when they sleep. Tim Tebow can win a freestyle rap battle with bible scriptures. Scientists agree, the Big Bang was actually a Tim Tebow stiff arm. If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/