Drunk man kills 70,000 chickens

[Foley11]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Oh, no...Look at Mr. Happy Birthday. You have 300 posts; take some more at-bats! My funny bone (yes it's subjective, thank you for nothing) is bruised and bleeding from scraping the bottom of the joke barrel.


That IS a joke barrel, right?


right?

I can't decipher this crypto message. Do I need some kind of hampur decoder ring?

[JetPotato]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

I spent far too much time researching this on Google today.

GFY, Potatojet.

It was a rhetorical question. I don't actually care why chickens die faster than southside's chances on a date.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Foley11

I can't decipher this crypto message. Do I need some kind of hampur decoder ring?

1) In sports, a lucky shot is a Happy Birthday
2) Take some more at-bats = get in and post
3) obtuse reference to a barrel full of laughs.