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Old 12-28-2012, 10:00 AM   #1
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Relevant birthday card

Wife couldn't have picked out a better card





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Old 12-28-2012, 10:47 AM   #2
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Wife couldn't have picked out a better card





As far as wives go, you obviously chose wisely.
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Old 12-28-2012, 12:17 PM   #3
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As far as wives go, you obviously chose wisely.
My wife doesn't understand why I am in there so long. Then when I come out, even though I have the vent on, she says it stinks and tells me to light a match.

She says there is something wrong with me.

I just say...

"It's a gift!"
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Old 12-28-2012, 12:47 PM   #4
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My wife doesn't understand why I am in there so long. Then when I come out, even though I have the vent on, she says it stinks and tells me to light a match.

She says there is something wrong with me.

I just say...

"It's a gift!"
I blatantly hide in the upstairs bathroom (wife rarely goes upstairs) and read for 30 minutes or so. It's my "me" time....just needs a tv.
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Old 12-28-2012, 01:43 PM   #5
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She also hates that I bring my iPhone or iPad in there too. It's a great way to get some peace and quiet..

And if you forget the iPhone or ipad...

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Old 12-28-2012, 01:54 PM   #6
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She also hates that I bring my iPhone or iPad in there too. It's a great way to get some peace and quiet..

And if you forget the iPhone or ipad...


I lol'ed.

I usually enjoy reading the spray can, air freshener ingredients and warnings. But I would never be so crazy as to spray when I am done.
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Old 12-28-2012, 05:19 PM   #7
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I lol'ed.

I usually enjoy reading the spray can, air freshener ingredients and warnings. But I would never be so crazy as to spray when I am done.
Does it mean I'm old if I'm reading the AARP magazine?!?!
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Old 12-28-2012, 06:22 PM   #8
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Does it mean I'm old if I'm reading the AARP magazine?!?!
No, just brain dead.




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Old 12-28-2012, 08:33 PM   #9
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So it's your birthday?
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Old 12-28-2012, 10:06 PM   #10
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So it's your birthday?
It was my subtle way of telling everyone to 'GFY' for forgetting.....again....
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Old 12-28-2012, 10:19 PM   #11
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It was my subtle way of telling everyone to 'GFY' for forgetting.....again....
'K Ill give it shot.

AGAIN
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:21 AM   #12
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It was my subtle way of telling everyone to 'GFY' for forgetting.....again....
Have you reached the age when you start farting dust?

And my birthday was 11/25... I don't recall any birthday wishes from you either f*ckwad!
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:36 AM   #13
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Have you reached the age when you start farting dust?

And my birthday was 11/25... I don't recall any birthday wishes from you either f*ckwad!
LOL, isn't that FF2's job to monitor the birthday notifications on the front page?
It's someone's job.....just not sure whose.
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:36 AM   #14
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Here to everyone who had a birthday in 2012 and did not get a birthday wish or thread:





in a few more days, we can start the 2013 birthdays -- woo, hoo, we're all a year older!
. . . though the Jets make us feel 10 years older each year
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:15 PM   #15
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Here to everyone who had a birthday in 2012 and did not get a birthday wish or thread:





in a few more days, we can start the 2013 birthdays -- woo, hoo, we're all a year older!
. . . though the Jets make us feel 10 years older each year
Mine is the 22nd.

Happy belated to Cross and Fish. Thanks for bringing the lulz!
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:43 PM   #16
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Mine is the 22nd.

Happy belated to Cross and Fish. Thanks for bringing the lulz!
I'm sure you get hosed during the holidays as well.

Before Christmas - people are too busy to notice.
After Christmas - people are too fried to care.

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Old 12-29-2012, 02:29 PM   #17
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Constantly screwed with the birthday/Christmas present.
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Old 12-29-2012, 08:19 PM   #18
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I'm sure you get hosed during the holidays as well.

Before Christmas - people are too busy to notice.
After Christmas - people are too fried to care.

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Constantly screwed with the birthday/Christmas present.
I'm fair to middling. My sister gets it worse since she's the 2nd.
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Old 12-29-2012, 08:57 PM   #19
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It was my subtle way of saying Happy Birthday, now LOLGFY.
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It was my subtle way of saying Happy Birthday, now LOLGFY.
Ok, thanks. Now LOLGFY
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