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Old 09-12-2012, 11:55 AM   #1
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ESPN's John Clayton...Hilarious Video...
This is perfect for the guy we call the "Crypt Keeper."
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:57 AM   #2
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Gotta admit, that is pretty funny.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:01 PM   #3
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Heard him on Michael Kaye a few days ago, says there are about a dozen different endings that they filmed, said ESPN will release them and they'll probably start showing up on youtube soon, like "Mom, where's my food?!?"

Said it was filmed in his actual basement.

Too funny.

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Old 09-12-2012, 12:05 PM   #4
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Heard him on Michael Kaye a few days ago, says there are about a dozen different endings that they filmed, said ESPN will release them and they'll probably start showing up on youtube soon, like "Mom, where's my food?!?"

Said it was filmed in his actual basement.

Too funny.

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No kidding?

Makes you wonder if that whole setup with the ESPN backdrop curtain is indeed his actual "studio."

Seriously, has anyone here ever seen this weirdo anywhere other than that torso shot on camera?
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:09 PM   #5
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No kidding?

Makes you wonder if that whole setup with the ESPN backdrop curtain is indeed his actual "studio."

Seriously, has anyone here ever seen this weirdo anywhere other than that torso shot on camera?
That's what he said, said it was very convenient that he didn't even have to travel to do the commercial shoot. Although I would imagine all the decorations were props.

Actually, it was on Mike and Mike, because they said from now on they were going to play "Slayer" songs as his intro on hs weekly spots.

Btw, I had heard he had a long pony-tail and that's why he never moves his head, and apparently it's true

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Old 09-12-2012, 12:14 PM   #6
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That's what he said, said it was very convenient that he didn't even have to travel to do the commercial shoot. Although I would imagine all the decorations were props.

Actually, it was on Mike and Mike, because they said from now on they were going to play "Slayer" songs as his intro on hs weekly spots.

Btw, I had heard he had a long pony-tail and that's why he never moves his head, and apparently it's true

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He is a bit creepy though.............
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:15 PM   #7
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LOL, is that his real hair?
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:18 PM   #8
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LOL, is that his real hair?
LOL. No.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:22 PM   #9
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These commercials are mocking the myth of his ponytail. He has a short mullet.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:35 PM   #10
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These commercials are mocking the myth of his ponytail. He has a short mullet.
So he HAS been seen in the "real world."

He looks so uncomfortable in that environment.

You can almost read his mind, "I can't wait to get back to my basement and Mom's cooking. Can I go now?"
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:15 PM   #11
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... hate the guy ... but gotta admit i laughed ...










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Old 09-12-2012, 01:53 PM   #12
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:28 PM   #13
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What a hoot! Poor chicken little the crypt keeper. Dude looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in years and got some spray tan going instead
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:32 PM   #14
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:42 PM   #16
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I almost assumed clayton was an amputee considering we never see him anywhere
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At last something entertaining emerges from ESPN!
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:37 PM   #18
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He is a bit creepy though.............
A bit?
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:49 PM   #19
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No kidding?

Makes you wonder if that whole setup with the ESPN backdrop curtain is indeed his actual "studio."

Seriously, has anyone here ever seen this weirdo anywhere other than that torso shot on camera?
He's no weirdo; he's ****ing awesome. LOL
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:25 PM   #20
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He's no weirdo; he's ****ing awesome. LOL
Well, maybe. But he's one of the most uninformed of the NFL "rumor" mongers and rarely, if ever, breaks news.

That was is MO for years.

Without that, what is his value?
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