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Old 09-14-2012, 07:50 AM   #1
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well now I have a god**** bat in my bathtub, b*tches
seriously, this stuff is making me morose
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:51 AM   #2
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Put a garbage can over it and wait it out
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:52 AM   #3
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Snow, chickens, hornets, bats...

Nature is telling you GTFO
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:53 AM   #4
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Put a garbage can over it and wait it out
the drain is on the side of the tub

they are endangered and eat my bugs. i want it to live.
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:57 AM   #5
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the drain is on the side of the tub

they are endangered and eat my bugs. i want it to live.
Seems efficent.

So buy a cape n make him ur new pet...one does not simply own a bat and no cape
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:17 AM   #6
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That bat looks like it needs a ride to the game. Possibly.





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Old 09-14-2012, 08:19 AM   #7
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:24 AM   #8
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:26 AM   #9
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Be he alive, or be he dead?


Got a pair of leather gloves? Pick him up, put him outside.
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:28 AM   #10
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Be he alive, or be he dead?


Got a pair of leather gloves? Pick him up, put him outside.
I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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Be he alive, or be he dead?


Got a pair of leather gloves? Pick him up, put him outside.

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Old 09-14-2012, 08:29 AM   #12
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Look closer, it's actually a fuzzy heat spike you drunkenly deposited in the tub last night.
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:29 AM   #13
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I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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I think I read boiling soap water works on bats too.
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:30 AM   #14
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seriously, this stuff is making me morose
Why do you have a smoke detector in your bathtub?
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I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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Prolly right, looks like he could use a shower. Must be why he flew in to the tub in the first place. He heard from the bees you get free showers at Timmy's.

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Old 09-14-2012, 08:35 AM   #16
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Why do you have a smoke detector in your bathtub?
whirlpool

very ritzy
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How far is your bathtub from the couch?
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:38 AM   #18
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whirlpool

very ritzy
Solve your bat problem yet?

Gently coerce him in to a tupperware container and bring him outside.

Common!




No offense (I'm off scott free now!), but for an outdoorsy Vermontian, you sure seem like a bit of a wuss.
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he's alive


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Old 09-14-2012, 08:41 AM   #20
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How far is your bathtub from the couch?
why?

should i offer him a cup of coffee and give him a newspaper?
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