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Old 09-17-2012, 08:16 AM   #1
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Couple hump in Yankee Stadium Bathroom Stall for 3 innings

NSFW

http://deadspin.com/5943639/nsfw-at-...-three-innings

Unable to copy story, but there are pics and a short vid. This guy and gal are going at it completely oblivious to the watching fans.
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:03 AM   #2
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Typical lack of class Yankee fans. They probably vote for Obama, too.
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:11 AM   #3
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Good for them that they can overcome (no pun) the germ issues to enjoy some sexual fun.

This line in the story had me laughing: "Our man says the girl got the slow-clap treatment when she left the bathroom...". Not sure if someone had the foresight, and lab equipment, to make sure a speedy diagnosis, but bully for them as well.
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Old 09-17-2012, 10:09 AM   #4
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Hey, Sabathia finally put one down the middle!
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:07 PM   #5
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Low and inside.
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:09 PM   #6
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Is there a more uncouth term than "hump"?

Oh, right....

"Dry Hump"
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:14 PM   #7
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3 innings? I would have been done before a 3 up/3 down half inning.
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:20 PM   #8
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Is there a more uncouth term than "hump"?

Oh, right....

"Dry Hump"
"Jizzed", "Analized", "Boffed", "Mercy Humped", etc.
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:33 PM   #9
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"Jizzed", "Analized", "Boffed", "Mercy Humped", etc.
"Porked" is one of my favorites.
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:35 PM   #10
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"Porked" is one of my favorites.
You nailed it. LOL.
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:35 PM   #11
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"Porked" is one of my favorites.
Porked Hump?

Sounds like something that would come in a tasty BBQ sauce, with a side of southern slaw.
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:36 PM   #12
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Porked Hump?

Sounds like something that would come in a tasty BBQ sauce, with a side of southern slaw.
And "hush puppies".
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:41 PM   #13
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"Porked" is one of my favorites.
Mods, please merge with the Mongolian Pork Chops thread.
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Old 09-17-2012, 03:57 PM   #14
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Typical lack of class Yankee fans. They probably vote for Obama, too.
This couldnt have happened at Citi Field unless two horny ghosts got into the bathroom.

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Old 09-17-2012, 04:03 PM   #15
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This couldnt have happened at Citi Field unless two horny ghosts got into the bathroom.

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Mr. Met at a mezzanine concession stand in broad daylight with a beer girl....and no one noticed a thing!
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Old 09-17-2012, 04:11 PM   #16
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mezzanine concession stand
Hmmmm, yummy Mezzanine. Thats greek for tasty appetizer, right?
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Old 09-17-2012, 04:14 PM   #17
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Any pics of the chick?


Useless.
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Old 09-17-2012, 04:14 PM   #18
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Hmmmm, yummy Mezzanine. Thats greek for tasty appetizer, right?
I meant to say MetsinNine...but we all know they won't win without extra innings.
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Old 09-17-2012, 04:20 PM   #19
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Haha, this made me laugh
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Old 09-17-2012, 04:21 PM   #20
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Any pics of the chick?


Useless.
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