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Old 10-10-2012, 04:44 PM   #21
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:45 PM   #22
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Why do you do this to me, southpark? I thought we were friends. Although I appreciate the great bass lines, I absolutely despise that tune.

I love how those two dopes tell a bass god "not to slap". LOL. What tools. How's the Vegas lounge scene, boys?
We will forever be at an impasse on this I fear.
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:09 PM   #23
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Seriously, how are these baby hands stretching four frets without deadening any strings. Impeccable wrist position and fingertip punching. If those thumbs peeked over the top of the fretboard, causing too much fingerpad on the strings, they were probably cut off.
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:13 PM   #24
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Carl has a lot of free time these days. He might pop in to revisit his pop classic "Break it Up".



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Old 10-10-2012, 05:16 PM   #25
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Carl has a lot of free time these days. He might pop in to revisit his pop classic "Break it Up".



BYOB (bring your own bubbles)

(lol at the top YouTube comment: "The voice of RuPaul and the masculinity of Grace Jones.")
Lol...saw that on ESPN last night.

He had......issues.





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Old 10-10-2012, 05:43 PM   #26
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Lol...saw that on ESPN last night.

He had......issues.





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Are there any cool "Carls" out there. My best friend's name is Karl. Not really a cool guy. More like an alcoholic who likes the same songs I do.
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:14 PM   #27
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Carl Carlson is cool.
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:30 PM   #28
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Carl Carlson is cool.
so cool i don't know who the f*** he is

is the dude from streets of san francisco a Carl? i just made a brewery run for a few growlers. it will come to me tomorrow. meh-bee


meh-bee not.
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:31 PM   #29
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Are there any cool "Carls" out there. My best friend's name is Karl. Not really a cool guy. More like an alcoholic who likes the same songs I do.
From UrbanDictionary.com

Cool Carl
The cool carl is when somebody takes a sh!t, and places it into the freezer. When the sh!t is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen sh!t as a dildo.

I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:33 PM   #30
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Cool Carl
The cool carl is when somebody takes a sh!t, and places it into the freezer. When the sh!t is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen sh!t as a dildo.

I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
I just prepared a chili in the crockpot with too much corn. I even told my wife,"i used too much corn".

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Old 10-10-2012, 07:38 PM   #31
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Thread title is just BEGGING for some Photoshop talented poster to do a shot of one of those 50's "Big Band" era bands, with all the heads changed to Hamupr posters avatars or faces.

Seriously. Solid humorous concept laid down, now looking for talent.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:16 PM   #32
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The cool carl is when somebody takes a sh!t, and places it into the freezer. When the sh!t is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen sh!t as a dildo.







Hopefully the vengefull aliens speeding towards us to cleanse the Universe with fiery deathrays just pushed their craft to eleven after that post.




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Old 10-10-2012, 09:03 PM   #33
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so cool i don't know who the f*** he is

is the dude from streets of san francisco a Carl? i just made a brewery run for a few growlers. it will come to me tomorrow. meh-bee


meh-bee not.
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:14 PM   #34
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C'mon now
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:20 PM   #35
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Korean Guitar Kids >>>>>>> Gary Moore.




Someone had to say it.
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:32 PM   #36
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Korean Guitar Kids >>>>>>> Gary Moore.




Someone had to say it.
Et tu, 317?


Et tu.





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Old 10-10-2012, 10:42 PM   #37
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Seriously, who the hell knows what a "Cool Carl" is? How on earth did you know enough about it to look it up even?

I troll the web as much as any of you, I know the horrible filth about (man, some images I could share from elsewhere, wow) but man, a frozen ****pop dildo?

w.

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Old 10-10-2012, 10:47 PM   #38
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Et tu.





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I don't even know what it means. But the rhittads here seem to enjoy it.
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:50 PM   #39
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I don't even know what it means. But the rhittads here seem to enjoy it.
Lol...I absolutely believe that.


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Old 10-10-2012, 11:34 PM   #40
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Seriously, who the hell knows what a "Cool Carl" is? How on earth did you know enough about it to look it up even?

I troll the web as much as any of you, I know the horrible filth about (man, some images I could share from elsewhere, wow) but man, a frozen ****pop dildo?

w.

t.

f.

ehh..cool carl is nothing....you would really freak out over a Tepid Timmy....
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