Time Machine Bang - Page 27

Borgoguy · 11-12-2012, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PMarsico9

In that era, as long as they were curable via antibiotics, I would do Christina even if she had raging STDs. You know the sex will be insane.

And whilst we're talking, I would absolutely TMB/defile Nelly Furtado from the time of her "Maneater" video. Love her in that white t-shirt (3:11 in the video below). She has such a gorgeous/seductive face. But, I would absolutely worship/go off on/in her hot Portuguese rump.

PMarsico9 · 11-12-2012, 03:57 PM

It's funny, Borgo, I worked for MTV for a while and met Nelly Furtado.

She had unimaginably bad body odor. Before the concert. I literally almost vomited as she asked me for a bottle of water before she started her shoot.

Sorry to ruin it for anybody.

Borgoguy · 11-12-2012, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

I'd wax that ass silly in Ferris Beullers days.

Dind't she wind up doing some B-start porn?

She was naked and simulating sex in Caroline at Midnight and Black Day Blue Night. Worth a perusal on Google with filters off.

SONNY WERBLIN · 11-12-2012, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PMarsico9

It's funny, Borgo, I worked for MTV for a while and met Nelly Furtado.

She had unimaginably bad body odor. Before the concert. I literally almost vomited as she asked me for a bottle of water before she started her shoot.

Sorry to ruin it for anybody.

Curious...? Perhaps it serves a useful purpose, like pest repellent?

Borgoguy · 11-12-2012, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PMarsico9

It's funny, Borgo, I worked for MTV for a while and met Nelly Furtado.

She had unimaginably bad body odor. Before the concert. I literally almost vomited as she asked me for a bottle of water before she started her shoot.

Sorry to ruin it for anybody.

You cannot imagine how much I hate you right now. How many f**King times do I need to say that this thread is about celebrating fantasies, not shattering them.

Good, she stinks. I'll take a half-hour to give her a nice cleansing shower, followed by a leisurely bath where I fine tune her ablutions and get everything squeaky clean.

You're on my list, PM. Thanks for ruining the thread and vibe.

SONNY WERBLIN · 11-12-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

She was naked and simulating sex in Caroline at Midnight and Black Day Blue Night. Worth a perusal on Google with filters off.

Loved her in that awesome dress in the Devil movie with Tom Cruise.

PMarsico9 · 11-12-2012, 04:10 PM

Let me redeem myself:

Here's one I met at my current job and not only is she BETTER LOOKING in real life, but I don't think a Time Machine would do a damned thing.

She smelled like apples. No lie. Probably because she was eating one.

Here's the mind blower:

No picture or shot on Entourage has EVER done her justice.

I know it's supposed to be a time machine, but every time I read Sloane I can't help it.

Borgoguy · 11-12-2012, 06:22 PM

I want a double helping of a young Carla Gugino for my TMB buddy.

dustykeller · 11-12-2012, 06:33 PM

^ Carla Gugino is f*cking amazing.

I would lick the syphilis right off her rosebud.

Borgoguy · 11-12-2012, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dustykeller

^ Carla Gugino is f*cking amazing.

I would lick the syphilis right off her rosebud.

LOL. Dusty, try as you might, there is none to be found on that pristine pudenda.

PMarsico9 · 11-12-2012, 07:13 PM

Carla Gugino is still smoking!!!!

Great pull.

How about Joanne Whaley?

Borgoguy · 11-13-2012, 08:51 AM

Back in the 90s, during a trip to L.A., I had the good fortune to see Rachel Hunter step out of a limo and head into my hotel's lobby. Although inconceivable, the long-legged beauty was more stunning in person (short skirt, high heels, shades, etc.) than in photos.

Hunter is still hot today. But I would love a TMB with the Kiwi goddess from that afternoon at the Bel Age Hotel.

Always heard the eating was great around Chile's Cape Horn. Now I'm convinced and packing a bib.

WestCoastOffensive · 11-14-2012, 04:36 PM

Borgo, the lovely Mrs Hoffs is on tour tonight in San Fran; rocking the Red Devil! (

)

http://www.susannahoffs.com/projects/tour/

32green · 11-14-2012, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Borgo, the lovely Mrs Hoffs is on tour tonight in San Fran; rocking the Red Devil! (

)

http://www.susannahoffs.com/projects/tour/

Perhaps, since Borgo is Eastbound, you can, by proxy, attend to Ms. Hoff's pristine putenda, then expound upon the experience here.

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WestCoastOffensive · 11-14-2012, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Perhaps, since Borgo is Eastbound, you can, by proxy, attend to Ms. Hoff's pristine putenda, then expound upon the experience here.

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I dub thee "Homage Simpson".

That was a gossamer touch, old chum.

Borgoguy · 11-14-2012, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Borgo, the lovely Mrs Hoffs is on tour tonight in San Fran; rocking the Red Devil! (

)

http://www.susannahoffs.com/projects/tour/

You goin'? I would sit there in the first row wearing a lobster bib.

WestCoastOffensive · 11-14-2012, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

You goin'? I would sit there in the first row wearing a lobster bib.

I have one that says "POPEYE'S Shrimp Bucket".

Timmy® · 11-14-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by PMarsico9

How about Joanne Whaley?

Borgoguy · 11-14-2012, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I have one that says "POPEYE'S Shrimp Bucket".

LOL! "Ahoy, Lead Me to the Trough, Matey".

2milehighJet · 11-14-2012, 06:26 PM

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11-14-2012, 04:36 PM	#533
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,680	Borgo, the lovely Mrs Hoffs is on tour tonight in San Fran; rocking the Red Devil! () http://www.susannahoffs.com/projects/tour/

11-12-2012, 03:57 PM	#522
PMarsico9 This pit has no bottom All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,853	It's funny, Borgo, I worked for MTV for a while and met Nelly Furtado. She had unimaginably bad body odor. Before the concert. I literally almost vomited as she asked me for a bottle of water before she started her shoot. Sorry to ruin it for anybody.

11-12-2012, 04:10 PM	#527
PMarsico9 This pit has no bottom All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,853	Let me redeem myself: Here's one I met at my current job and not only is she BETTER LOOKING in real life, but I don't think a Time Machine would do a damned thing. She smelled like apples. No lie. Probably because she was eating one. Here's the mind blower: No picture or shot on Entourage has EVER done her justice. I know it's supposed to be a time machine, but every time I read Sloane I can't help it.

11-12-2012, 06:22 PM	#528
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	I want a double helping of a young Carla Gugino for my TMB buddy.

11-12-2012, 06:33 PM	#529
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 724	^ Carla Gugino is f*cking amazing. I would lick the syphilis right off her rosebud.

11-12-2012, 07:13 PM	#531
PMarsico9 This pit has no bottom All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,853	Carla Gugino is still smoking!!!! Great pull. How about Joanne Whaley?

11-13-2012, 08:51 AM	#532
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	Back in the 90s, during a trip to L.A., I had the good fortune to see Rachel Hunter step out of a limo and head into my hotel's lobby. Although inconceivable, the long-legged beauty was more stunning in person (short skirt, high heels, shades, etc.) than in photos. Hunter is still hot today. But I would love a TMB with the Kiwi goddess from that afternoon at the Bel Age Hotel. Always heard the eating was great around Chile's Cape Horn. Now I'm convinced and packing a bib.

11-14-2012, 06:26 PM	#540
2milehighJet Needs to sharpen his edges All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,144	Bridget Fonda