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Old 10-12-2012, 02:48 PM   #1
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Question W T F - Used Enemas Resold to CVS Customers After Being Resealed and Returned

GAH!

I wonder which state this could possible occur in.....


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Used Enemas Resold to CVS Customers After Being Resealed and Returned







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A CVS store in Jacksonville, Florida, has been forced to call up customers who purchased ready-to-use enemas earlier this year to inform them that their medical device may have been previously used by someone else.
Ronald Eugene Robinson was arrested in June and charged with tampering with consumer products after it came to light that he allegedly used and returned as many as 12 enemas over the course of two months, claiming the packages had not been opened.
Several of the enemas were still in the store at the time of the arrest, but some had already been sold to customers. Tests conducted by the Florida Department of Health on the bottles found in-store, which had been resealed after use, came back positive for fecal matter.
Robinson faces a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison as well as a $250,000 fine if convicted.
His ex-wife told The Florida Times-Union Robinson has a history of drug use.
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:29 PM   #3
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Some whacky sh!t happening in FLA lately. Whats up with that place? If it's the dong of the US, then I think it may need some penicillin.
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:33 PM   #4
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what a a$$$ hole...
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:34 PM   #5
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:44 PM   #6
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I don't get the outrage.
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:52 PM   #7
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People need something do when the game is not on in Jacksonville.

I blame Goodell.
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:56 PM   #8
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I blame Goodell.



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Old 10-12-2012, 04:04 PM   #9
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I just put in the tip....picky f*ckers
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:07 PM   #10
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:29 PM   #11
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:57 PM   #12
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Old 10-12-2012, 08:01 PM   #13
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I don't get the outrage.


Finger-sniffers in Florida? Wake me up when one discovers time-travel. NEXT!
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Old 10-13-2012, 12:33 AM   #14
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Finger-sniffers in Florida? Wake me up when one discovers time-travel. NEXT!
instead of going back in time to seduce a sultry starlet, some Hampurite to be named later would use the time machine to use up all the enemas in CVS stockrooms, thus spreading the Jacksonville jollies nationwide.
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Old 10-13-2012, 02:03 PM   #15
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Finger-sniffers in Florida? Wake me up when one discovers time-travel. NEXT!
lol...might be a minute, they just discovered sex without farm animals...
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Old 10-13-2012, 02:32 PM   #16
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Old 10-13-2012, 04:58 PM   #17
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How'd they find out? Did a customer notice? :





"Uh. Hi. I was gonna doosh my butt today, but I think this one is used."
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