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Lying to the Smithsonian
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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Lying to the Smithsonian
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GFY Snatchez!
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Mother Nature: can I have a kiss goodnight?
OR ARE YOU NOT FINISHED HAVING SEX WITH ME?! ![]() Snow. Took down my FIOS line, almost pulled it out of the box on the side of the house. Cars running over it, pulling it a little more each time. Call support and get "Naveen", the Wonder Dunce. "Please give me the access codes so the tech can fix this." me: what access codes? "Alarm codes, etc." me: "uh....NO. Did you miss the 5 places where I mentioned the box is on the OUTSIDE of the house?!" "Oh right." Yesterday morning, I suggest to the wife that I rehang it myself. She asks if I'm insane and do I want to get electrocuted. I'm like WTF - its FIOS, its either fiber optic, or copper and barely "live". She forbids it and promptly calls the fire department. /faceplam I'm so mortified, I told her, you called, you go talk to them. I hid upstairs. They put some nice yellow tape on the wire. There were prolly many eyerolls. ![]() Anyways, they never showed up yesterday, so I climbed up, installed an eye hook into the side of the house near the roof, and re-hung it myself. Wife was very pissed; not sure I cared by that point. In better news, I got my new dehumidifier and its cranking away in my now-empty indoor pool (aka the basement), and I got one of my replacement tools from Home Depot. |
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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![]() In all fairness to Naveen, he's prolly a little tired from riding on top of the train to work. - |
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Bye week buh bye Rex
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Quantum, did you remove the damaged drywall in your basement yet? Dehumidifier isn't going to help much.
Took my dog for a walk this morning around 5am and I walked right into a downed wire around the block from my house. Literally hit it with my face, thankfully it was probably someone's FiOS wires which are low voltage. The snow caused more damage to my town then the freakin Hurricane. Whew. Last edited by DDNYjets; 11-09-2012 at 09:30 AM. |
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GFY Snatchez!
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DD - yeah a few pieces of sheetrock and 70's wood paneling. No mold so far. This weekend I have to trash my workbench in the garage (it's a converted entertainment center). |
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Bye week buh bye Rex
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Three robberies in my town last night, all one one block yet to get power back. Family was home in one and locked themselves in the boiler room. Thief took car keys and drove away with their car. Friggin animals.
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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![]() Do you mind if I ask where? Not a speck of this in Newsday that I can find. ![]() edit;rollie eyes is for Newsday, not you, jerky. - |
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No interest in carrying or having something fancy or over the top, but situations like Sandy and the aftermath shows you that prudence is necessary. |
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R.I.P Goofy Maloof
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May the thieves die a slow, painful death. I guess if they're Jets fans they're about half way there.
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dealin' out shithands
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Yup. Buddy of mine lives on 3rd Street. They were robbed about 6 months ago and were home at the time (two kids under 3), but thief never made it upstairs. Within a week, he had 10 motion-sensitive night vision surveillance cameras outside the house and a police/alarm company panic button in every bedroom.
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dealin' out shithands
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Are we unknowingly on that show 'Wife Swap; or something? That's the exact kind of facepalmable thing my wife would say. Before the storm, she let out this gem: "We'll be fine, the storm is going to land south of us." ![]() Quote:
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Lying to the Smithsonian
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![]() Do you mind of I put you on whooold for jest one minoot? Thank you, sir. lol at hiding; indoor pool |
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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Well thankfully the proximity to Hempstead/Franklin Square had nothing to do with it...because to think that...would be wrong.
![]() Me and the wife were heading down Peninsula about a month ago and we noticed that there was a carnival going on at Hempstead HS. Ferris wheel, rides, the whole deal. It was about 2 PM. I said to the wife, "I give that until about 6-7 before it deteriorates into a riot and she says "oh stop" with a roll of her eyes. No sooner are the words out of my mouth, we are turning onto President st. and there it is..a throng of teens, hundreds of them stampeding out of the parking lot, in the distance sirens and the whole street is blocked off with bunch of them jumping up and down, full chaos mode in effect. Instantly I pulled a uturn and start waving at all the disbelieving idiots in the cars around me to do the same before they become consumed by the hordes. Luckily we were able to get back to Peninsula and drove down to Franklin st. where a ton of GC/hempstead cop cars were flying over to the melee. Good times. - |
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