The JI Hampur Holiday - & - NY Jive Turkeys vs NE (c0ck) Gobblers Gameday Thread ಠ_ಠ

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

That's a great line about not being happy unless you're miserable. Sums up some of my extended family to a T. Personally, I loathe that kind of mindset. It drives me crazy, like nails on a chalkboard offending my sensibilities. Some people are far too content being a martyr, and it's usually those people who you have to constantly bend over backwards for.

My FIL couldn't wait to tell me about the Gronk injury and and almost seem to deliver the news with some sense of relief, because he found something to be miserable about. If he doesn't have something to be miserable about I think he actively scans the news to find something.

[32green]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Betsy gets to meet my Mom, step-dad and 2 sisters for the first time all together.

Visiting day at Attica?




























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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Visiting day at Attica?




























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Plum Island reunion.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Braumeister

Or maybe it was just my sledge hammer delivery.

You need to let me try some of your Balz.


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[Foley11]

Originally Posted by 32green

You need to let me try some of your Balz.


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somebody had to say it. That feels better now.

[Apache 51]

kill, kill,kill.........

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by FF2®

in-laws up from FL....don't me me started.

All week I can use the "really busy at work" excuse, walk the dog, go to the gym (I know, but they buy it) ...tons of excuses.

T-Day is like being held hostage.

Can't wait to hear more about the blood in your urine "Mom".

Originally Posted by FF2®

Jews.

These people are NOT happy unless the are miserable.

MIL had a bunch of tests that ruled out cancer. So whats her response? "All that means in the cancer is is where they didn't check."


Here's a real life example of her behavior:

Waitress: Your entree comes with a vegetable.

MIL: What are my choices?

Waitress: Broccoli....

MIL: I CAN'T EAT BROCCOLI I'M ON COUMADIN!!!!

Not for nothin', but this is precisely the sort of thing the fermentation process was meant to address, and here you are a teetotaler.

[crasherino]

I will be at my inlaws in Delaware - I have convinced my wife and inlaws that the game is only on NFL Channel and I have no choice - as much as it pains me - to peel myself away from her entire family (which involves children sleeping in the room with the nice TV) and watch the game at a bar.

I am fearing the moment when someone is watching the Parade on NBC and they'll see a promo for the game and shout out "Good news....the game is on network TV....you don't have to go out and watch the game now. Now we can all watch together "(as the game starts right around bedtime for 5 kids ranging from 2 to 9)

Kill me.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by crasherino

I have convinced my wife and inlaws that the game is only on NFL Channel and I have no choice

that's a smoov move

[124]

Originally Posted by crasherino

I will be at my inlaws in Delaware - I have convinced my wife and inlaws that the game is only on NFL Channel and I have no choice - as much as it pains me - to peel myself away from her entire family (which involves children sleeping in the room with the nice TV) and watch the game at a bar.

I am fearing the moment when someone is watching the Parade on NBC and they'll see a promo for the game and shout out "Good news....the game is on network TV....you don't have to go out and watch the game now. Now we can all watch together "(as the game starts right around bedtime for 5 kids ranging from 2 to 9)

Kill me.

Might have trouble finding a bar that will be open, no?

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by 32green

The waitress should have said your entree comes with Broccoli.

Did your father in law show you his astronaut pen?

Whatever you do, dont take it.
Dont
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Lmao

Originally Posted by Braumeister

You know I recently made a joke that the reason Jets fans are such pessimistic, f*cks is because our fanbase is made up largely of Italians and Jews, and we both seem to revel in our misery. We NEED something to complain about.

It didn't go over well.

Or maybe it was just my sledge hammer delivery.

That's surprising, if you're as charming in real life as you are here....

Oh.

Originally Posted by FF2®

My FIL couldn't wait to tell me about the Gronk injury and and almost seem to deliver the news with some sense of relief, because he found something to be miserable about. If he doesn't have something to be miserable about I think he actively scans the news to find something.

It really is unbelievable. That's one of my biggest pet peeves about certain members of my family.

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

Not for nothin', but this is precisely the sort of thing the fermentation process was meant to address, and here you are a teetotaler.

Tell me something I don't know.

[crasherino]

Originally Posted by 124

Might have trouble finding a bar that will be open, no?

I've already done this jig two years ago when the Bengals played the Jets - found a place that will have the game on a decent TV - no small feat in Rehoboth, Delaware. Its a quasi-gay bar, but my devotion to this team knows no end. Its actually somewhat appropo considering this team tackles like a bunch of pansies.

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by crasherino

I've already done this jig two years ago when the Bengals played the Jets - found a place that will have the game on a decent TV - no small feat in Rehoboth, Delaware. Its a quasi-gay bar, but my devotion to this team knows no end. Its actually somewhat appropo considering this team tackles like a bunch of pansies.

That's a awful lot of work.

Just come out for god's sake, its 2012.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by FF2®

That's a awful lot of work.

Just come out for god's sake, its 2012.

the more the merrier, right Honey Tits?

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

the more the merrier, right Honey Tits?

abso****inglootly.

[Sourceworx]

Originally Posted by 32green

You need to let me try some of your Balz.


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It takes a special kind of person to put my Balz in their mouth....

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by crasherino

quasi-gay bar....

appropo

[sdJETSetter]

Jets 17
Pats 14

No more 30+ point games allowed this season.

Ride Jets, RIDE.

[Brooklyn Jet]

Originally Posted by 124

Might have trouble finding a bar that will be open, no?

One would think, but Ive actually seen a bunch of bars around me that are open tommorrow, some serving full Thanksgiving dinner. "Another drumstick with your PBR sir?"