The day after Thanksgiving

kevin45 · 11-23-2012, 02:29 PM

While Thanksgiving is a day to spend with family and reflect on what we are thankful for...for me the day after Thanksgiving is a time to ponder many of life's unanswered questions. For example:

1. Why does stuffing taste so good ? It's really just crumbled up bread & butter.

2. Why does God hate the Jets ? Is it because they leave his favorite player on the bench?

3. How long is Joe Namath's deal with the devil for Super Bowl III ? I think 50 years is the standard deal, right?

4. Does Mark Sanchez think he's in the movie Groundhog Day? Except that instead of waking up in a comfy bed & breakfast and hitting on Andie McDowell he throws game changing red zone interceptions & fumbles when someone breathes on him.

5. Who will win the inevitable showdown between Rick Grimes & the Governor? The Walking Dead is now the only thing I have to look forward too on Sundays. Of course I'm referring to the show and not the Jets offense.

6. Regarding question #2...how do you answer that to a child? It's only a matter of time before my 8 year old son asks me that.

7. Is it too late to convert my son to a Giants fan or did I miss my window ?

8. Would Brett Favre consider coming out of retirement to play for the Jets again ? If so, could he refrain from texting pictures of his junk for the entire year?

Borgoguy · 11-23-2012, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kevin45

While Thanksgiving is a day to spend with family and reflect on what we are thankful for...for me the day after Thanksgiving is a time to ponder many of life's unanswered questions. For example:

1. Why does stuffing taste so good ? It's really just crumbled up bread & butter.

2. Why does God hate the Jets ? Is it because they leave his favorite player on the bench?

3. How long is Joe Namath's deal with the devil for Super Bowl III ? I think 50 years is the standard deal, right?

4. Does Mark Sanchez think he's in the movie Groundhog Day? Except that instead of waking up in a comfy bed & breakfast and hitting on Andie McDowell he throws game changing red zone interceptions & fumbles when someone breathes on him.

5. Who will win the inevitable showdown between Rick Grimes & the Governor? The Walking Dead is now the only thing I have to look forward too on Sundays. Of course I'm referring to the show and not the Jets offense.

6. Regarding question #2...how do you answer that to a child? It's only a matter of time before my 8 year old son asks me that.

7. Is it too late to convert my son to a Giants fan or did I miss my window ?

8. Would Brett Favre consider coming out of retirement to play for the Jets again ? If so, could he refrain from texting pictures of his junk for the entire year?

What? In my house, it's semi-stale Italian bread, sweet Italian sausage, onions, celery, leeks, garlic, cream, turkey stock, sage, thyme, salt, pepper, and Italian parsley.

Vin · 11-23-2012, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

What? In my house, it's semi-stale Italian bread, sweet Italian sausage, onions, celery, leeks, garlic, cream, turkey stock, sage, thyme, salt, pepper, and Italian parsley.

Why is the bread "semi-stale"?

sg3 · 11-23-2012, 05:49 PM

looking forward to the best part of thanksgiving

Turkey and the trimmings leftovers for the days after

CleatMarks · 11-23-2012, 05:54 PM

Just reheated a bowl of garlic mashed mixed with stuffing, turkey chunks on the top, with a nice helping of gravy covering it.... yum... all I needed was a spoon.

GuidoYaztremski · 11-23-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Vin

Why is the bread "semi-stale"?

Gives the stuffing some body while it soaks up all the stock and other liquid. Fresh bread would be too mushy. You could also toast it instead.

124 · 11-23-2012, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sg3

looking forward to the best part of thanksgiving

Turkey and the trimmings leftovers for the days after

Look at you showing up after a loss, Mr. 13-3.

Proud of you.

sg3 · 11-23-2012, 06:40 PM

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Look at you showing up after a loss, Mr. 13-3.

Proud of you.

EAD loser

I have no apologies for being a loyal passionate fan who supports the Jets

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Borgoguy · 11-23-2012, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Vin

Why is the bread "semi-stale"?

You don't want fresh. Stuffing works better with stale bread as it does not go to mush. If you only have fresh, cut it into cubes to let it dry out in the oven.

124 · 11-23-2012, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sg3

EAD loser

I have no apologies for being a loyal passionate fan who supports the Jets

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LOL.

You mean just like everyone else that posts here, you elitist punk?

Just because I'm not Mr. Homer doesn't mean I support the team any less than you do. I have PSL's like you, I go to all home games (unlike you) and I paint a real picture of the team, not a fairy tale.

Sorry not sorry.

Borgoguy · 11-23-2012, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 124

LOL.

You mean just like everyone else that posts here, you elitist punk?

Just because I'm not Mr. Homer doesn't mean I support the team any less than you do. I have PSL's like you, I go to all home games (unlike you) and I paint a real picture of the team, not a fairy tale.

Sorry not sorry.

That guy is really starting to bug me. How many times must we need read his filth trashing people for their opinions? Or being flat out derogatory because posters don't follow his narrow minded way of thinking? Yet, the mods ban the putz for a day, then let him back for more frivolity. F**k you.

Jungle Shift Jet · 11-23-2012, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 124

LOL.

You mean just like everyone else that posts here, you elitist punk?

Just because I'm not Mr. Homer doesn't mean I support the team any less than you do. I have PSL's like you, I go to all home games (unlike you) and I paint a real picture of the team, not a fairy tale.

Sorry not sorry.

Does making hundreds of negative statements about the Jets, whether true or not, repeatedly, in the harsh tone of anyone who rabidly dislikes the Jets would,
constitute team "support"? Just askin'.

I've had to sift through hundreds of F WOODY Sell The team and Should I make my kids Giants fans posts from such great fans here today to maybe one post (Brickhouse IIRC) with
a detailed idea about how to move forward. I expect more but I never get it from SOJFS just repeated calls to bring back failures like Mangini or Parcells or to move back to Queens.

Vin · 11-23-2012, 08:16 PM

Elitist - A person who believes that they are superior to others (and thus deserve favored status) because of their intellect, social status, wealth, or other factors.

Well guess I'm batting 0-3 then.

southparkcpa · 11-23-2012, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sg3

EAD loser

I have no apologies for being a loyal passionate fan who absolutely is uncivil and rude to others about their fan hood for citing FACTS that this team REALLY sucks but I still, like a blind whore support the Jets.

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FIXED and go EAD.

sg3 · 11-23-2012, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by southparkcpa

FIXED and go EAD.

GFY

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11-23-2012, 02:29 PM	#1
kevin45 Rookie Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 720	The day after Thanksgiving While Thanksgiving is a day to spend with family and reflect on what we are thankful for...for me the day after Thanksgiving is a time to ponder many of life's unanswered questions. For example: 1. Why does stuffing taste so good ? It's really just crumbled up bread & butter. 2. Why does God hate the Jets ? Is it because they leave his favorite player on the bench? 3. How long is Joe Namath's deal with the devil for Super Bowl III ? I think 50 years is the standard deal, right? 4. Does Mark Sanchez think he's in the movie Groundhog Day? Except that instead of waking up in a comfy bed & breakfast and hitting on Andie McDowell he throws game changing red zone interceptions & fumbles when someone breathes on him. 5. Who will win the inevitable showdown between Rick Grimes & the Governor? The Walking Dead is now the only thing I have to look forward too on Sundays. Of course I'm referring to the show and not the Jets offense. 6. Regarding question #2...how do you answer that to a child? It's only a matter of time before my 8 year old son asks me that. 7. Is it too late to convert my son to a Giants fan or did I miss my window ? 8. Would Brett Favre consider coming out of retirement to play for the Jets again ? If so, could he refrain from texting pictures of his junk for the entire year?

11-23-2012, 05:49 PM	#4
sg3 REX AND THE I-MAN - BACK ON TRACK Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Big Apple, USA Posts: 20,396	looking forward to the best part of thanksgiving Turkey and the trimmings leftovers for the days after

11-23-2012, 05:54 PM	#5
CleatMarks All League Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,603	Just reheated a bowl of garlic mashed mixed with stuffing, turkey chunks on the top, with a nice helping of gravy covering it.... yum... all I needed was a spoon.

11-23-2012, 08:16 PM	#13
Vin RE-SIGN ME, DAMMIT!!! All Pro Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 8,124	Elitist - A person who believes that they are superior to others (and thus deserve favored status) because of their intellect, social status, wealth, or other factors. Well guess I'm batting 0-3 then.