office caulk discussion

[quantum]

Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

/facepalm

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by quantum

Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

/facepalm

Anyone mention they had sealed all their holes with caulk in anticipation of Winter's chill?

[RaoulDuke]

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Anyone mention they had sealed all their holes with caulk in anticipation of Winter's chill?

or just cut to the chase and say "which one you b!tches wants my caulk in your azz?"

[quantum]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Anyone mention they had sealed all their holes with caulk in anticipation of Winter's chill?

I said I had filled many cracks. cool?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

or just cut to the chase and say "which one you b!tches wants my caulk in your azz?"

I would have gone with: "I have some free time this weekend. Any of you ladies want me to stop over to fill your holes with caulk? I'd want to spend extra time really stuffing the ones around the backdoor, as drafts are murder on heating bills".

[Big L]

Office cougar really said cock?

[Bonhomme Richard]

Penis.

[JetPotato]

Knock knock.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by JetPotato

Knock knock.

caulk knock(er)?

[DDNYjets]

What about cork? As in cork soaker.

[Peebag]

Where's 32? We need some Feedback about black caulk

[32green]

Originally Posted by quantum

Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

/facepalm

lol

Originally Posted by Timmy®

or just cut to the chase and say "which one you b!tches wants my caulk in your azz?"

Jeebus, where do YOU work?

Originally Posted by Peebag

Where's 32? We need some Feedback about black caulk

Tried it once and I'm never going back.


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[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by quantum

Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

/facepalm

This thread absolutely sucks without pics.

[quantum]

Originally Posted by Big L

Office cougar really said cock?

yes. this is gov't. only straight white males get in trouble.


common.