Fell off treadmill at gym in front of 3 hotties, possible broken finger...B*****S!!!!

jetstream23 · 01-06-2013, 09:54 PM

Yeah, wasn't pretty. A few audible gasps...and a chuckle. Heard a "OMG!" and an "Are you okay?"

Picked myself up, shrugged it off, walked to lockeroom like nothing happened.

I'm sure it's on some kind of gym surveillance cam that people are laughing at right now.

jetstream23 · 01-06-2013, 09:55 PM

oh, finger is purple. I have hand wrapped in an ice bag. Typing mostly lefty now.

Will start a separate hampur thread for legal advice about suing the gym. thanks.

gunnails · 01-06-2013, 09:58 PM

That's why I don't go to the gym.

More people are injured are die in gyms then in gun accidents.

So stop the gym and join a gun range.

ps. I hope you didn't injure your trigger finger.

32green · 01-06-2013, 09:59 PM

Lol..Sideways arse-glance imbalance syndrome.

Rookie.

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Carlton · 01-06-2013, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Lol..Sideways arse-glance imbalance syndrome.

Rookie.

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+1. You have to lean the opposite direction of the ass you're rotating towards..otherwise your balance takes you into the side guard and you take a spill and start a thread about it on a Jets website. What is this amateur hour?

crossfire · 01-06-2013, 10:07 PM

Please aquire said surveillance video and post here.

32green · 01-06-2013, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

+1. What is this amateur hour?

I'll tell ya. Its a wonder he found ice.

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AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 01-06-2013, 10:18 PM

How do you fall off a treadmill exactly?

Jets Things · 01-06-2013, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

oh, finger is purple.Typing mostly lefty now.

Prevert.

FF2® · 01-06-2013, 10:19 PM

I gave up telling youz guys all the embarrassing things that happen to me on a weekly basis.

jetstream23 · 01-06-2013, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

I'll tell ya. Its a wonder he found ice.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Lol..Sideways arse-glance imbalance syndrome.

Rookie.

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I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.

shakin318 · 01-06-2013, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Please aquire said surveillance video and post here.

32green · 01-06-2013, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.

Ha ha..I knew it.

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crossfire · 01-06-2013, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.

SAR I · 01-06-2013, 11:12 PM

"The Treadstumble"

SAR I

Carlton · 01-06-2013, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.

Hahahaha... WINNING!!

jetstream23 · 01-06-2013, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

"The Treadstumble"

SAR I

At least I didn't fumble.

And I WISH my head went into that ass!

WestCoastOffensive · 01-07-2013, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnails

That's why I don't go to the gym.

More people are injured are die in gyms then in gun accidents.

So stop the gym and join a gun range.

ps. I hope you didn't injure your trigger finger.

Are you saying most people die from getting shot after working out?

gunnails · 01-07-2013, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Are you saying most people die from getting shot after working out?

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You know me Ted, just trying in my own odd way to be part of the group and funny.
Believe it or not in my younger days I was quit quick witted and funny on most occasions.
Times have changed and **** happens, but I can proudly say I have never fallen from a mill, and all my digits are functional.

gunnails · 01-07-2013, 02:04 AM

Ha Ha, quick witted.

01-06-2013, 09:54 PM	#1
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,610	Fell off treadmill at gym in front of 3 hotties, possible broken finger...B*S!!!! Yeah, wasn't pretty. A few audible gasps...and a chuckle. Heard a "OMG!" and an "Are you okay?" Picked myself up, shrugged it off, walked to lockeroom like nothing happened. I'm sure it's on some kind of gym surveillance cam that people are laughing at right now.

01-06-2013, 09:55 PM	#2
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,610	oh, finger is purple. I have hand wrapped in an ice bag. Typing mostly lefty now. Will start a separate hampur thread for legal advice about suing the gym. thanks.

01-06-2013, 09:58 PM	#3
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,521	That's why I don't go to the gym. More people are injured are die in gyms then in gun accidents. So stop the gym and join a gun range. ps. I hope you didn't injure your trigger finger.

01-06-2013, 09:59 PM	#4
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Lol..Sideways arse-glance imbalance syndrome. Rookie. -

01-06-2013, 10:07 PM	#6
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,679	Please aquire said surveillance video and post here.

01-06-2013, 10:18 PM	#8
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,452	How do you fall off a treadmill exactly?

01-06-2013, 10:19 PM	#10
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,220	I gave up telling youz guys all the embarrassing things that happen to me on a weekly basis.

01-06-2013, 11:12 PM	#15
SAR I is excitedly looking forward to December22, the last home game, The Rexecution Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,710	"The Treadstumble" SAR I

01-07-2013, 02:04 AM	#20
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,521	Ha Ha, quick witted.