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02-26-2013, 09:25 AM
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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Arrest Tom Cruise!
So this eejit has somehow convinced a friend of his family to allow their 6 year old daughter to be used as a decoy for his daughter Suri, whom he is afraid is in imminent danger of being kidnapped.
 I would have no problem arresting the parents of the six year old and Tom himself, even the Nanny..... for Endangering the Welfare of a minor. If they are accepting money for this....  Of course, the Daily News thinks this is cute. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...lery-1.1169802 - Last edited by 32green; 02-26-2013 at 09:28 AM. |
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02-26-2013, 12:05 PM
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Lying to the Smithsonian
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+1; stupid 1%er.
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02-26-2013, 02:45 PM
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Ever been arrested?
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He should have hired a midget over the age of consent.
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02-26-2013, 05:21 PM
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Let's Kill them all.........
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Those aren't his kids he is gay.
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02-26-2013, 05:56 PM
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02-27-2013, 08:02 AM
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Get it done Shidzik!
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Yeah but the 6 year old double is a highly trained professional so no worries.
 Tommy boy seems to have left the reservation some time ago. Probably on par with the later Michael Jackson level of bat**** crazy. I'm sure there's no shortage of people lined up to help this lunatic depart with his money. |
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02-27-2013, 08:38 AM
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Curious: what happens if this stand-in gets took? Oh well, so sorry, watcha gonna do? I mean, it's still his problem, isn't it? Does he just say "Fooled you! Go ahead and kill her, she's not mine" and start the search for stand-in #2?
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02-27-2013, 08:49 AM
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He is still looking for a wife smaller then him! Good luck Tommy!
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02-27-2013, 09:01 AM
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Believes Sloppy Guy was involved
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The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus.
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02-27-2013, 09:35 AM
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02-27-2013, 10:48 AM
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Ever been arrested?
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But seriously, Tom Cruise, he's a ****ing nut. He and the girls parents should be prosecuted for endangerment. |
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02-27-2013, 08:54 PM
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