Grandmother tries out for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

[chesapeakejet]

We are in that fallow time of year in the NFL, the barren few weeks between the draft and the start of Organized Team Activities, which means we're kind of scraping the barrel here for stories. (Pro media tip, NFL'ers: this is NOT the time to get caught for even a petty criminal act.) And with that in mind, we bring you this: the tale of the Cheerleading Granny.

Meet Susie Sanchez.

She's 39 years old, mother to three and grandmother to a two-year-old. She also happens to be a cheerleader, and this past weekend was one of 400 women auditioning to join the fabled Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Sanchez has experience, having cheered for the Oakland Raiders in 2009 after trying out for five years.

“The year I was on that team, some of the girls were born the year I graduated,” Sanchez said. “If you look at the numbers, it’s ‘What am I doing?’ ”

Sanchez decided to take one last shot at the summit of cheerleading before she hung up the pompoms for good, and hey, why not? We can all dream, can't we? Good for her.

Alas, the dream ended this weekend. Sanchez got 90 seconds before the judges but didn't survive the first round of cuts. Still, she tried out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, and that's more than all of us can say. Well, most of us.

[Bonhomme Richard]

I predict her tryout will go well until she makes a few mistakes, loses focus, and then completely melts down when a more athletic but less technically skilled cheerleader vies for the same spot.

[quantum]

I predict her granny panties will fall down during an extra-athletic move and flash everyone present.

Not sure how that will be received though.


Of course, here, it will be

[32green]

Oh well, there's always the stroll and a rapid descent into meth addiction.


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[Redlichtie]

Originally Posted by quantum

I predict her granny panties will fall down during an extra-athletic move and flash everyone present.

Not sure how that will be received though.


Of course, here, it will be

I'm trying to think of something humorous involving Snatchez but it's just not happening

[southside]

No thanks. That's most definitely a wig.

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by southside

No thanks. That's most definitely a wig.

You're still looking at her hair, aren't you?

[southside]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

You're still looking at her hair, aren't you?

Are you looking at her saggy milk bags?

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by southside

Are you looking at her saggy milk bags?

Nooooo.

I was looking at the locket around her neck.



Besides, looking at her rack could damage the youth of America and get this whole forum shut down!

[Brooklyn Jet]

She's 39 years old, mother to three and grandmother to a two-year-old.

Damn, somebody's family gets knocked up young.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by southside

Are you looking at her saggy milk bags?

the answer is always yes.


tits come first, that's why God put them in front.

[dustykeller]

her panties are worth a sniff.

[southside]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

the answer is always yes.


tits come first, that's why God put them in front.

That's not always correct.

Sometimes their belly sticks out further than their titties do.

[Hitman Harris]

Originally Posted by southside

That's not always correct.

Sometimes their belly sticks out further than their titties do.

LMAO!

And I hear she just became a GREAT Grandmother...

[Porgyman]

Originally Posted by dustykeller

her panties are worth a sniff.

You may start sneezing from all of the dust in there...

[dmitexxi]

[detjetsfan]

Sarah Shahi was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Part of the reason why I sometimes actually root for them - that and they play against the Giants.

[iahawkeyejet]

This chick was like 5 when Debbie Does Dallas was made, and she is a Grandma? I think I'd rather see Bambi Woods get a tryout, just for nostalgic reasons.

[Passepartout]

Well her grandkids probably think that she is one cool granny!