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Old 02-05-2013, 06:11 PM   #41
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Jesus.

I bet she can squat more weight than Michael Turner.

Beyonce "Quadzilla" Knowles-Carter.
I have been remiss in lauding your post and thread title. I laugh every time I see the thread name. Well done, muchacho.
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:39 PM   #42
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Im considering a big Easter get together, where can I order a coupleof those hams?
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:29 AM   #43
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I think she's lipsynching those gang signs

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Old 02-06-2013, 11:59 AM   #44
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I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:54 PM   #45
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I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.
lol.


i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:14 PM   #46
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i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.
Meet you there. I'll bring the lip balm.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:28 PM   #47
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I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.
like your upcoming 25,000th post
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:29 PM   #48
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like your upcoming 25,000th post
Did I commit to something special? My memory is quickly deteriorating.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:34 PM   #49
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Meet you there. I'll bring the lip balm.
Dont forget the penicillin and bulllet proof vest.

She's gangsta.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:44 PM   #50
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Dont forget the penicillin and bulllet proof vest.

She's gangsta.
I'm also extending my offer of ardent oral volunteerism to this young entertainer. Although for reasons only he may divulge, I believe Dirtstar has an advantage over me to win her dewy charms.

Can't put my finger on it, but there is just something special about her dress.
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I'm also extending my offer of ardent oral volunteerism to this young entertainer. Although for reasons only he may divulge, I believe Dirtstar has an advantage over me to win her dewy charms.

Can't put my finger on it, but there is just something special about her dress.

speaking of thunderous thighs
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Rihanna's legs are silky goodness.
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lol.


i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.
Get in line guys, been on the line for years.
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Rihanna's legs are silky goodness.

i would last a rock-solid 9.3 seconds after first contact.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:59 PM   #55
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Get in line guys, been on the line for years.
LOL. You get the email from the fan club's chapter president? Nigel wants us to come up with novel baked good concepts for the Second Annual Rihanna Bake
Sale & Pants Check. I can't wait. Thinking about making a mocha frosted bundt cake.
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