35,000 Posts, *****es!

Warfish · 02-04-2013, 04:59 PM

How the hell could anyone have so much to say, and yet say so little?

Seriously, there may be bagpipes with less hot air in them than whats in me.

35,000 posts in 9 years. About 10 posts a day, every day, for just over 9 years.....

And to think, two of the select few with more, #1 and # ever, are both Pats Fans. Can't say I'd ever have thought that'd be the case.

35,000.

Sorry, no great news like Things had. No WarFist spawning pool for me to glow over like a fawning father fish. Society is all the better for it, I'd say.

Today, I consider myself, the derpiest derp, of the wargarbl of the blurf.

P.S. I still think you all are a bunch of cliqey hamper elitists.

crossfire · 02-04-2013, 05:16 PM

Congrats

I think

Borgoguy · 02-04-2013, 05:23 PM

Kudos and deepest sympathies.

32green · 02-04-2013, 05:37 PM

Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

His choking screams will form one last sentence

"You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Thankee.

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crasherino · 02-04-2013, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

His choking screams will form one last sentence

"You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Thankee.

-

How is Stokes anyway?

PlumberKhan · 02-04-2013, 06:31 PM

You have earned your cane to shake.

thebigragu · 02-04-2013, 06:35 PM

Dwarfish give us the,names of the most despised posters over your years here. Beginning to current. Top fifteen lets say.

Edit congrats as well

Carlton · 02-04-2013, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

His choking screams will form one last sentence

"You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Thankee.

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Holy LOLGFY!

FF2® · 02-04-2013, 06:47 PM

Meal a naidheachd!

JI would not be the same without you.

Jetfan16 · 02-04-2013, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warfish

How the hell could anyone have so much to say, and yet say so little?

Seriously, there may be bagpipes with less hot air in them than whats in me.

35,000 posts in 9 years. About 10 posts a day, every day, for just over 9 years.....

And to think, two of the select few with more, #1 and # ever, are both Pats Fans. Can't say I'd ever have thought that'd be the case.

35,000.

Sorry, no great news like Things had. No WarFist spawning pool for me to glow over like a fawning father fish. Society is all the better for it, I'd say.

Today, I consider myself, the derpiest derp, of the wargarbl of the blurf.

P.S. I still think you all are a bunch of cliqey hamper elitists.

SAR I is banned and asked me to pass this long..

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAR I

Congrats Warfish, you are an invaluable poster to the board, and I look forward to more spirited banter with you in the future, after my ban is lifted.

PS: You're so right about me never being able to give an actual solution to the Jets problems (i.e. who I WANT to take over as the Jets head coach, etc). I can't help it, I'm an attention whore. Anyway, cheers mate, and here's to 35,000 more!!!

SAR I

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shakin318 · 02-04-2013, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

His choking screams will form one last sentence

"You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Thankee.

-

Wait, if the guy's a mute, how does he scream the woodhead line?

32green · 02-04-2013, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakin318

Wait, if the guy's a mute, how does he scream the woodhead line?

DUde, you ruined it.

Stopped reading my posts closely.

FF2® · 02-04-2013, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakin318

Wait, if the guy's a mute, how does he scream the woodhead line?

SRSLY? You just noticed 32's posts don't make a lot of sense?

32green · 02-04-2013, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2®

SRSLY? You just noticed 32's posts don't make a lot of sense?

And you thought I was the idiot.

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FF2® · 02-04-2013, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

And you thought I was the idiot.

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On the other hand...strangers are carefully reading whatever you are typing.

That's effed up.

Dimitri_0515 · 02-04-2013, 07:47 PM

You could be TX. 55,000+ posts.

shakin318 · 02-04-2013, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

DUde, you ruined it.

Stopped reading my posts closely.

Paradis · 02-04-2013, 08:13 PM

posts in the gameday threads shouldn't count.

"What a throw"

"omg - love me some ____"

"jesus refs"

"yes"

Big L · 02-04-2013, 08:38 PM

What was SAR band for? Beating a dead horse?

Congrats, Fist. So how much time you figure you've wasted typing messages instead of masturbating?

Big L · 02-04-2013, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paradis

posts in the gameday threads shouldn't count.

"What a throw"

"omg - love me some ____"

"jesus refs"

"yes"

In the Super Bowl thread, moments after the ravens clinched it, someone posted "ravens win".

02-04-2013, 04:59 PM	#1
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	35,000 Posts, *es! How the hell could anyone have so much to say, and yet say so little? Seriously, there may be bagpipes with less hot air in them than whats in me. 35,000 posts in 9 years. About 10 posts a day, every day, for just over 9 years..... And to think, two of the select few with more, #1 and # ever, are both Pats Fans. Can't say I'd ever have thought that'd be the case. 35,000. Sorry, no great news like Things had. No WarFist spawning pool for me to glow over like a fawning father fish. Society is all the better for it, I'd say. Today, I consider myself, the derpiest derp, of the wargarbl of the blurf. P.S. I still think you all are a bunch of cliqey hamper elitists.

02-04-2013, 05:16 PM	#2
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,674	Congrats I think

02-04-2013, 05:23 PM	#3
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,391	Kudos and deepest sympathies.

02-04-2013, 05:37 PM	#4
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps. As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said. His choking screams will form one last sentence "You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii" Thankee. -

02-04-2013, 06:31 PM	#6
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,014	You have earned your cane to shake.

02-04-2013, 06:35 PM	#7
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	Dwarfish give us the,names of the most despised posters over your years here. Beginning to current. Top fifteen lets say. Edit congrats as well

02-04-2013, 06:47 PM	#9
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,192	Meal a naidheachd! JI would not be the same without you.

02-04-2013, 07:47 PM	#16
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	You could be TX. 55,000+ posts.

02-04-2013, 08:13 PM	#18
Paradis Is waiting for Ryan Mallet All Pro Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the 80s Posts: 7,108	posts in the gameday threads shouldn't count. "What a throw" "omg - love me some ____" "jesus refs" "yes"

02-04-2013, 08:38 PM	#19
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,062	What was SAR band for? Beating a dead horse? Congrats, Fist. So how much time you figure you've wasted typing messages instead of masturbating?