Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

Frequent Flyer · 02-08-2013, 04:48 PM

Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker."

The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health. Instead, they use it as an enema. They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago.

"I started the whole debacle," Trina, who did not want to reveal her last name, told ABCNews.com. "Then it took on a life of its own. I twice tried to stop and felt worse, so I do this every day and as much as I can. But it's very time-consuming."

"I love the way it makes me feel," said Trina. "It gives me a sense of euphoria."

The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.

Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/florida...ry?id=18433235

Apache 51 · 02-08-2013, 04:54 PM

When asked, "How do you take your coffee?" She replied, "In my ass, thank you, no cream."

Fishooked · 02-09-2013, 08:12 AM

These folks are definitely butt-chuggers.

Dirtstar · 02-09-2013, 08:15 AM

so, how many hampurites have tried this during teh snow storm?

other than Things, of course.

Jets Things · 02-09-2013, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

so, how many hampurites have tried this during teh snow storm?

other than Things, of course.

Shut yr fOOK up!!

Frequent Flyer · 02-09-2013, 11:41 AM

32green · 02-09-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

so, how many hampurites have tried this during teh snow storm?

other than Things, of course.

I used McDOnalds coffee, so it scalded my colon.

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Bonhomme Richard · 02-09-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

I used McDOnalds coffee, so it scalded my colon.

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LOL.

Pure Hampur brilliance right there.

DDNYjets · 02-09-2013, 08:53 PM

Should add a little alcohol to the mix.

Frequent Flyer · 02-09-2013, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Should add a little alcohol to the mix.

I wouldn't want to be him when his wife gets pissed at him.

thebigragu · 02-10-2013, 09:04 AM

In reality you can put just about anything up your ass. I heard alot of drug addicts have gone this route. Especially the oxy Roxy crowd. If I was still a vicious alcoholic I might have tried to pour a bottle of jack Daniels up my ass to see what's what.

Frequent Flyer · 02-10-2013, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

In reality you can put just about anything up your ass. I heard alot of drug addicts have gone this route. Especially the oxy Roxy crowd. If I was still a vicious alcoholic I might have tried to pour a bottle of jack Daniels up my ass to see what's what.

You could use a beer bong, I suppose.

McGinley · 02-10-2013, 09:40 AM

Fishooked · 02-10-2013, 10:39 AM

Time for a refresher course

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/everyth...-butt-chugging

Jets Things · 02-10-2013, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Time for a refresher course

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/everyth...-butt-chugging

"Slimming" is also known as "boofing," which sounds sexier.

Fishooked · 02-10-2013, 11:56 AM

Getting drunk without having alcohol on your breath sounds like a big plus to me. Might make workdays for interesting.

Frequent Flyer · 02-10-2013, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Time for a refresher course

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/everyth...-butt-chugging

How about that. -Mel Allen

Jungle Shift Jet · 02-10-2013, 08:29 PM

They both have grounds for divorce

Timmy® · 02-11-2013, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet

They both have grounds for divorce

can any of our mods figure out which Hampur member has the most last posts in a thread - hence he'll assume the title "ThreadKiller"

02-08-2013, 04:48 PM	#1
Frequent Flyer Now....infrequent. Banned Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,903	Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker." The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health. Instead, they use it as an enema. They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago. "I started the whole debacle," Trina, who did not want to reveal her last name, told ABCNews.com. "Then it took on a life of its own. I twice tried to stop and felt worse, so I do this every day and as much as I can. But it's very time-consuming." "I love the way it makes me feel," said Trina. "It gives me a sense of euphoria." The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period. Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted." http://abcnews.go.com/Health/florida...ry?id=18433235

02-10-2013, 09:04 AM	#11
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	In reality you can put just about anything up your ass. I heard alot of drug addicts have gone this route. Especially the oxy Roxy crowd. If I was still a vicious alcoholic I might have tried to pour a bottle of jack Daniels up my ass to see what's what. Last edited by thebigragu; 02-10-2013 at 09:06 AM. Reason: Strong emphasis on POUR a bottle

02-08-2013, 04:54 PM	#2
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,658	When asked, "How do you take your coffee?" She replied, "In my ass, thank you, no cream."

02-09-2013, 08:12 AM	#3
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	These folks are definitely butt-chuggers.

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Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,796	so, how many hampurites have tried this during teh snow storm? other than Things, of course.

02-09-2013, 11:41 AM	#6
Frequent Flyer Now....infrequent. Banned Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,903

02-09-2013, 08:53 PM	#9
DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,306	Should add a little alcohol to the mix.

02-10-2013, 09:40 AM	#13
McGinley We Know Geno All Pro Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 7,485

02-10-2013, 10:39 AM	#14
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	Time for a refresher course http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/everyth...-butt-chugging

02-10-2013, 11:56 AM	#16
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	Getting drunk without having alcohol on your breath sounds like a big plus to me. Might make workdays for interesting.

02-10-2013, 08:29 PM	#18
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,045	They both have grounds for divorce