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Old 03-14-2013, 04:07 PM   #21
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If I were you I would talk to the cousin tell her straight ... she's at your place remember she should be grateful she isn't in the street
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Old 03-14-2013, 04:16 PM   #22
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man up and talk to the cousin in private asap.. tell her you and your girl are starting to have problems because u dont have privacy..she doesnt want to be the 1 to break her cous relationship.. or tell her your allergic to dogs all of a sudden ha.. tell her " you can stay here another 2 weeks so you can find another place to live"
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:12 PM   #23
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Tag cousin if cousin is better, toss gf. What is wrong with you kids today?
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:45 PM   #24
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Jebus, grow a pair and tell your girl that cuz needs to go - now!
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This.

What the hell is wrong with telling her she's over stayed her welcome and she has 2 weeks to move out? Nut up, son! Quit being a b!tch.

Oh yeah, and I second the sex suggestions.
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:46 PM   #25
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Five words...

"Put out or get out!"
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:46 PM   #26
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Get a wood chipper. That usually works as far as hints go.
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:47 PM   #27
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I like my 5 better...

"Get the f()ck out, now!"
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Old 03-14-2013, 07:25 PM   #28
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I like my 5 better...

"Get the f()ck out, now!"
"What a fckin' life!"

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Old 03-15-2013, 08:48 AM   #29
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Walk around nakit...drinking beer.. with a trucker hat...


Then yell "who wants to get laid" while scratching your nuts. One of two things will happen, neither bad lol

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you're turning out to be a genius, and none of us saw that coming.


tell the stupid ***** to start paying rent, part of which will be blowjobs. tell her there are no free lunches in life, and you're helping her to learn a life lesson.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:51 AM   #30
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you're turning out to be a genius, and none of us saw that coming.


tell the stupid ***** to start paying rent, part of which will be blowjobs. tell her there are no free lunches in life, and you're helping her to learn a life lesson.
And that her lunch will be very, very high in protein!
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:27 AM   #31
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man up and talk to the cousin in private asap.. tell her you and your girl are starting to have problems because u dont have privacy..she doesnt want to be the 1 to break her cous relationship.. or tell her your allergic to dogs all of a sudden ha.. tell her " you can stay here another 2 weeks so you can find another place to live"
Unless the cousin wants to bang him. She may be lingering due to a crush, and if so, may not mind if she's driving a wedge.

Women would eat their own children if they got in the way of the guy they've become infatuated with. They have no bro code. Just throwing it out there as a possibility.
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Old 03-15-2013, 10:38 PM   #32
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And that her lunch will be very, very high in protein!
The incredible, edible sperm

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Old 03-16-2013, 12:08 AM   #33
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And that her lunch will be very, very high in protein!
...and I betcha she's a catcher as well...
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:22 AM   #34
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Good luck with this one buddy. Lose lose situation.
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