What is worse?

NxYxJets · 03-21-2013, 09:10 PM

I once had two out of the three happen in the same day!

Which is worse?

a. stubbing your toe (HARD)
b. biting your lip or inside of the cheek in the same place twice
c. wiping your doot and ripping the TP, thus getting a muddy finger

crossfire · 03-21-2013, 09:45 PM

d. this thread.

shakin318 · 03-21-2013, 10:27 PM

Hampur, March 21, 2013

Jets Things · 03-21-2013, 10:49 PM

Fcuking a chimpanz- forget it, wrong thread.

Dirtstar · 03-21-2013, 11:45 PM

F. Southside turning down a BJ from a former NFL cheerleader

Fishooked · 03-22-2013, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Hampur, March 21, 2013

Quiet SAR i

Fishooked · 03-22-2013, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by NxYxJets

I once had two out of the three happen in the same day!

Which is worse?

a. stubbing your toe (HARD)
b. biting your lip or inside of the cheek in the same place twice
c. wiping your doot and ripping the TP, thus getting a muddy finger

Some might say that c. = dealing yourself a s hithand

crossfire · 03-22-2013, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Some might say that c. = dealing yourself a s hithand

Yeah, making fun of cancer is effing hilarious.

You people are creeps.

brady's a catcher · 03-22-2013, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by NxYxJets

I once had two out of the three happen in the same day!

Which is worse?

a. stubbing your toe (HARD)
b. biting your lip or inside of the cheek in the same place twice
c. wiping your doot and ripping the TP, thus getting a muddy finger

Meh, c. is only an issue when you are eating while you doot...

FF2® · 03-22-2013, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Hampur, March 21, 2013

yer about 1/2 years late

Big L · 03-22-2013, 07:40 AM

Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--

Meat thermometers?

Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--

Ball-peen hammers?

Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

Boy, that must smart.

I know! I HATE when THAT happens.

quantum · 03-22-2013, 07:56 AM

H. Flossing in the bathroom at work

Borgoguy · 03-22-2013, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--

Meat thermometers?

Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--

Ball-peen hammers?

Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

Boy, that must smart.

I know! I HATE when THAT happens.

Five people here remember that bit.

Big L · 03-22-2013, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Five people here remember that bit.

Glad at least one did!

For a moment I thought I was wasting some comedy there.

Fishooked · 03-22-2013, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Five people here remember that bit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big L

Glad at least one did!

For a moment I thought I was wasting some comedy there.

Ok far at least 3 of us do lol

Borgoguy · 03-22-2013, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

Glad at least one did!

For a moment I thought I was wasting some comedy there.

Christopher Guest is one of my comedy writing idols.

Borgoguy · 03-22-2013, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Ok far at least 3 of us do lol

NxYxJets · 03-22-2013, 08:53 AM

WTF?! That really creeped me out.

Never saw that bit.

Fishooked · 03-22-2013, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Yeah, making fun of cancer is effing hilarious.

You people are creeps.

At first I was WLF?

Now I see the x-pollination ftw,

crossfire · 03-22-2013, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishooked

At first I was WLF?

Now I see the x-pollination ftw,

I meant it in a good way.

03-21-2013, 09:10 PM	#1
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Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,191	Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh-- Meat thermometers? Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh-- Ball-peen hammers? Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know. Boy, that must smart. I know! I HATE when THAT happens.

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