OT: Vigilante Justice

Sea Captain McCallister · 09-28-2004, 01:18 PM

this morning around ten o clock, i had just woken up and I was having my early morning stog on my stoop on Eastchester Rd. in New Rochelle. all of a sudden i see coming from the right down the block some kid running down the sidewalk at full speed on my side of the street, and then i see like 30 yards behind him a cop chasing him. the first thing i thought was : i gotta clothesline this guy, he'll never see it coming. then i realized the kid was kind of young, like 14-16 maybe, around 6'0'', but i think he was young. so anyways, as he gets close to my stoop, I jump off and take like 3 running leaps towards the kid and laid him out shoulder to shoulder. mind you, i'm only like 5'7'' and 135 pounds. but the kid went flying, right into eastchester rd and a bunch of s**t he was carrying went flying too. i'll admit i was real dazed for a second, my glasses went flying off and the cigarette went flying too and i had fallen in a puddle (it was raining at this point). the kid got up and stumbled like 10 yards before the cop finally caught up with him and tackled him. 5 seconds later 2 blue and white cruisers fly out of nowhere, they cuff the kid and throw him in the back of one of them. the beat cop all out of breath comes over to thank me and told me i laid a real nice lick on that kid. i said it was too early to have to run after some punk kid. turns out he was a juvenile runaway; i thought maybe he robbed something or stabbed someone. i felt kind of bad for blowin the kid up, considering he was running from the cops and probably would have made a clean getaway if i hadn't leaped off the stoop and ray mickens'd his ass. but i got to keep the stuff that he fumbled; a half eaten jar of peanut butter and a juice box. that's always a plus.

what a crazy way to start the day..

JOJOTOWNSELL · 09-28-2004, 01:22 PM

Dude, you better hope that kid doesnt come looking his revenge when he is realeased in 10 years or so.

Like they say, "Snitches get stitches!"

jetsfreak10 · 09-28-2004, 01:24 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by Sea Captain McCallister[/i]@Sep 28 2004, 12:18 PM
[b] but i got to keep the stuff that he fumbled; a half eaten jar of peanut butter and a juice box. that's always a plus.

what a crazy way to start the day.. [/b][/quote]
Capt...you sure the kid wasn't 7 yrs old and skipped out on the bus to school, and you just took his lunch??? Seriously, who drinks juice boxes at 16?? :P anyway sounds like you laid a good lick on him.

Sea Captain McCallister · 09-28-2004, 01:26 PM

well it was a kool-aid pouch thingy, kinda like a capri sun only kool aid. im sayin, the kid was a runaway so i'm sure he couldn't bring a case of bottled water with him anyways.

The Gun Of Bavaria · 09-28-2004, 01:50 PM

Nice Catch Bro!!!

Take it from experience, we GREATLY appreciate and welcome the public's assistance in that type of incident. Unless you're born a gazelle, getting in a foot chase with 10lbs of gear around your waist and a backup gun on your ankle while calling it out on your radio isn't the funnest event of the year.

I got into one aboput 4 months ago, guy had a bunch of dope packaged for delivery and took off from me when I pulled up. I chased him for 2 blocks and had kept even with him but couldn't gain on him. (6'2 250 vs 5'9' 150) Out of nowhere a citizen makes a textbook tackle on him like a NFL linebacker. I had just eaten lunch when I had been sent on the call and I was lucky not to puke on the $hithead. I couldn't thank that guy enough.

I hope the cops were smart enough to thank you and put you in for a citizen award. Not too many citizens would have jumped in and help.

and I wouldn't worry about the kid, I guarentee he's more than just a runaway and he's probably a bona fide POS.

Nice job

ShadeTree#55 · 09-28-2004, 01:53 PM

Dumb doughtnut eaters need all the help they can get roughing up children. :ph34r:

dickkotite · 09-28-2004, 02:01 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by ShadeTree#55[/i]@Sep 28 2004, 12:53 PM
[b] Dumb doughtnut eaters need all the help they can get roughing up children. :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
hush you

some of us have stock in crispy cream and we love our biggest customers ;)

Bergen Jet · 09-28-2004, 02:04 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by ShadeTree#55[/i]@Sep 28 2004, 01:53 PM
[b] Dumb doughtnut eaters need all the help they can get roughing up children. :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Idiotic statement. Just plain idiotic. Don't see anything remotely funny about it. ;)

Sea Captain McCallister · 09-28-2004, 02:11 PM

why was this moved, I did state it was OT? my story has been banished to the "everything else" limbo

BrAnDonLlyod is the Future · 09-28-2004, 04:56 PM

man, that was a really funny story, but be careful dude, he could have been carying a gun or something

09-28-2004, 01:18 PM	#1
Sea Captain McCallister All Pro Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Springfield Squidport Posts: 1,025	this morning around ten o clock, i had just woken up and I was having my early morning stog on my stoop on Eastchester Rd. in New Rochelle. all of a sudden i see coming from the right down the block some kid running down the sidewalk at full speed on my side of the street, and then i see like 30 yards behind him a cop chasing him. the first thing i thought was : i gotta clothesline this guy, he'll never see it coming. then i realized the kid was kind of young, like 14-16 maybe, around 6'0'', but i think he was young. so anyways, as he gets close to my stoop, I jump off and take like 3 running leaps towards the kid and laid him out shoulder to shoulder. mind you, i'm only like 5'7'' and 135 pounds. but the kid went flying, right into eastchester rd and a bunch of s**t he was carrying went flying too. i'll admit i was real dazed for a second, my glasses went flying off and the cigarette went flying too and i had fallen in a puddle (it was raining at this point). the kid got up and stumbled like 10 yards before the cop finally caught up with him and tackled him. 5 seconds later 2 blue and white cruisers fly out of nowhere, they cuff the kid and throw him in the back of one of them. the beat cop all out of breath comes over to thank me and told me i laid a real nice lick on that kid. i said it was too early to have to run after some punk kid. turns out he was a juvenile runaway; i thought maybe he robbed something or stabbed someone. i felt kind of bad for blowin the kid up, considering he was running from the cops and probably would have made a clean getaway if i hadn't leaped off the stoop and ray mickens'd his ass. but i got to keep the stuff that he fumbled; a half eaten jar of peanut butter and a juice box. that's always a plus. what a crazy way to start the day..

09-28-2004, 01:22 PM	#2
JOJOTOWNSELL Rookie Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 727	Dude, you better hope that kid doesnt come looking his revenge when he is realeased in 10 years or so. Like they say, "Snitches get stitches!"

09-28-2004, 01:24 PM	#3
jetsfreak10 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hoboken, NJ Posts: 1,367	[quote][i]Originally posted by Sea Captain McCallister[/i]@Sep 28 2004, 12:18 PM [b] but i got to keep the stuff that he fumbled; a half eaten jar of peanut butter and a juice box. that's always a plus. what a crazy way to start the day.. [/b][/quote] Capt...you sure the kid wasn't 7 yrs old and skipped out on the bus to school, and you just took his lunch??? Seriously, who drinks juice boxes at 16?? :P anyway sounds like you laid a good lick on him.

09-28-2004, 01:26 PM	#4
Sea Captain McCallister All Pro Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Springfield Squidport Posts: 1,025	well it was a kool-aid pouch thingy, kinda like a capri sun only kool aid. im sayin, the kid was a runaway so i'm sure he couldn't bring a case of bottled water with him anyways.

09-28-2004, 01:50 PM	#5
The Gun Of Bavaria Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 8,682	Nice Catch Bro!!! Take it from experience, we GREATLY appreciate and welcome the public's assistance in that type of incident. Unless you're born a gazelle, getting in a foot chase with 10lbs of gear around your waist and a backup gun on your ankle while calling it out on your radio isn't the funnest event of the year. I got into one aboput 4 months ago, guy had a bunch of dope packaged for delivery and took off from me when I pulled up. I chased him for 2 blocks and had kept even with him but couldn't gain on him. (6'2 250 vs 5'9' 150) Out of nowhere a citizen makes a textbook tackle on him like a NFL linebacker. I had just eaten lunch when I had been sent on the call and I was lucky not to puke on the $hithead. I couldn't thank that guy enough. I hope the cops were smart enough to thank you and put you in for a citizen award. Not too many citizens would have jumped in and help. and I wouldn't worry about the kid, I guarentee he's more than just a runaway and he's probably a bona fide POS. Nice job

09-28-2004, 01:53 PM	#6
ShadeTree#55 All League Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 717	Dumb doughtnut eaters need all the help they can get roughing up children. :ph34r:

09-28-2004, 02:01 PM	#7
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,330	[quote][i]Originally posted by ShadeTree#55[/i]@Sep 28 2004, 12:53 PM [b] Dumb doughtnut eaters need all the help they can get roughing up children. :ph34r: [/b][/quote] hush you some of us have stock in crispy cream and we love our biggest customers ;)

09-28-2004, 02:04 PM	#8
Bergen Jet Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NC via NY Posts: 8,823	[quote][i]Originally posted by ShadeTree#55[/i]@Sep 28 2004, 01:53 PM [b] Dumb doughtnut eaters need all the help they can get roughing up children. :ph34r: [/b][/quote] Idiotic statement. Just plain idiotic. Don't see anything remotely funny about it. ;)

09-28-2004, 02:11 PM	#9
Sea Captain McCallister All Pro Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Springfield Squidport Posts: 1,025	why was this moved, I did state it was OT? my story has been banished to the "everything else" limbo

09-28-2004, 04:56 PM	#10
BrAnDonLlyod is the Future Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 504	man, that was a really funny story, but be careful dude, he could have been carying a gun or something