Gobbles

Jet Moses · 11-07-2004, 09:09 PM

What's up, Stu? :lol:

Jet Moses · 11-07-2004, 09:31 PM

Senator John Kerry, known as Mr. Nuance to many elites but Mr. Flip-Flopper to most others, has finally taken a defining stand on the War On Terror.

The Senator’s momentous breakthrough came after struggling to find a concrete answer the American people could understand.

The Senator described his stressful struggle this way, “After much nuanced thinking, I didn’t understand why the American people don’t understand my nuanced approach to the War On Terror. The media understands my approach; the Hollywood folks do; the French do; and for criminy’s sake, even washed-up rock musicians do. Why then don’t the American people catch on?”

After much consternation, Senator Kerry confessed his answer came after thinking to himself, “Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” as he profusely scratched himself.

gobbles · 11-07-2004, 09:32 PM

[quote][b]What's up, Stu? [/b][/quote]

I'm just kickin' it here at the JIMB....guy. I was doing my A&P homework but I lost interest. I start nursing school next year. That should be a ****ing hoot. I caint hardly wait. Welp, gotta go. See you in the funny pages.

Stu.

gobbles · 11-07-2004, 09:34 PM

[quote][b]That should be a ****ing hoot. [/b][/quote]

Hey, I thought this site was supposed to edit the word "****ing." What the f**k?

Jet Moses · 11-07-2004, 09:36 PM

"Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” -Hanoi John

"You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks, then eat nine of the raisins a day." -Very Terry Kerry

gobbles · 11-07-2004, 09:37 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by Jet Moses[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:31 PM
[b] Senator John Kerry, known as Mr. Nuance to many elites but Mr. Flip-Flopper to most others, has finally taken a defining stand on the War On Terror.

The Senator’s momentous breakthrough came after struggling to find a concrete answer the American people could understand.

The Senator described his stressful struggle this way, “After much nuanced thinking, I didn’t understand why the American people don’t understand my nuanced approach to the War On Terror. The media understands my approach; the Hollywood folks do; the French do; and for criminy’s sake, even washed-up rock musicians do. Why then don’t the American people catch on?”

After much consternation, Senator Kerry confessed his answer came after thinking to himself, “Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” as he profusely scratched himself. [/b][/quote]
Hey, I don't know if you heard, Kerry lost the election. It's kind of pointless to trash him now. Just my two cents.

Stu

Jet Moses · 11-07-2004, 09:38 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles+Nov 7 2004, 09:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (gobbles @ Nov 7 2004, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jet Moses[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:31 PM
[b] Senator John Kerry, known as Mr. Nuance to many elites but Mr. Flip-Flopper to most others, has finally taken a defining stand on the War On Terror.

The Senator’s momentous breakthrough came after struggling to find a concrete answer the American people could understand.

The Senator described his stressful struggle this way, “After much nuanced thinking, I didn’t understand why the American people don’t understand my nuanced approach to the War On Terror. The media understands my approach; the Hollywood folks do; the French do; and for criminy’s sake, even washed-up rock musicians do. Why then don’t the American people catch on?”

After much consternation, Senator Kerry confessed his answer came after thinking to himself, “Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” as he profusely scratched himself. [/b][/quote]
Hey, I don't know if you heard, Kerry lost the election. It's kind of pointless to trash him now. Just my two cents.

Stu [/b][/quote]
So why you still bashing Bush? You're going back to Iraq. Just my two cents.

Jet Moses · 11-07-2004, 09:42 PM

"You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks, then eat nine of the raisins a day." -Very Terry Kerry

Get some clorox and some brillo, too. Helps cure jock itch.

gobbles · 11-07-2004, 09:44 PM

I heard Brick, you know that song by Ben Folds Five. Now it seems to me that he took her to a hospital. Why? To get an abortion? Because she tried to kill herself? Who knows. Good song though. That era was good for top forty pop. You had Hanson, Duncan Sheik, the boy bands, and of course, the Ben Folds Five. I love Barely Breathing. That song is sweet. Oh and the New Radicals too.

One!
Two!
One, two, three, ow!

Wake up kids
We've got the dreamers disease
Age fourteen
We got you down on your knees
So polite
We're busy still saying please

Frienemies
Who when you're down ain't your friend
Every night
I smash a Mercedes-Benz
First we run
And then we laugh till we cry

But when the night is falling
And you cannot find the light
If you feel your dream is dying
Hold tight
You've got the music in you

Don't let go
You've got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget you only get what you give

Four a.m. we ran a miracle mile
We're flat broke
But hey, we do it in style
The bad rich
God's flying in for your trial

But when the night is falling
And you cannot find a friend
If you feel your dream is breaking
????????
You've got the music in you

Don't let go
You've got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget we only get what we give

This whole damn world can fall apart
You'll be ok, follow your heart
You're in harms way, I'm right behind
Now say youre mine
You've got the music in you

Don't let go
You've got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget we only get what we give
Don't let go
I feel the music in you
??????

Fly high
What's real can't die
You only get what you give
You're gonna get what you give

Don't give up
Just don't be afraid to leave

Health insurance rip off lying
FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots
With Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Don't let go
One dance left
Don't give up
Can't forget
Don't give up

gobbles · 11-07-2004, 09:52 PM

[quote][b]So why you still bashing Bush? You're going back to Iraq. Just my two cents. [/b][/quote]

Bush is the sitting president, Kerry is a lowly senator. Jesus if you used your own logic, you wouldn't have called Clinton every kind of douche bag from full to empty. What has my going back to Iraq to do with anything. If Kerry had been elected, I'd still be going. You're not though Tom. Why? Oh I remember, it's all Clinton's fault. Well Tom, Clinton isn't the president anymore. What's your excuse now.

Jet Moses · 11-07-2004, 09:53 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:44 PM
[b]

Health insurance rip off lying
FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots
With Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in
[/b][/quote]
Guy, don't be so uptight. Look at it this way...

If it wasn't for your Boy Ted Kennedy making such a fuss over Abu Grahib, undermining the war effort, Bush probably would of cleaned house in Falujah months ago. The mop up would already be over.

But you can thank Ted Kennedy and John Kerry for racking you up some more frequent flyer miles to Iraq.

Him and his fookin' Hari Krishna.

gobbles · 11-07-2004, 09:59 PM

[quote][b]If it wasn't for your Boy Ted Kennedy making such a fuss over Abu Grahib, undermining the war effort, Bush probably would of cleaned house in Falujah months ago. The mop up would already be over.[/b][/quote]

You have got to be ****ing kidding me. If Bush hadn't been cowed by middle east reaction to the civilian casualties in Falujah, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through. Quit blaming Kennedy and the Clintons for everything.

gobbles · 11-07-2004, 10:01 PM

[quote][b]Him and his fookin' Hari Krishna. [/b][/quote]

I've got your fookin' Hari Krishna right here pal. Right fookin' here.

Genius is pain.

Jet Moses · 11-08-2004, 07:52 AM

[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:59 PM
[b] If Bush hadn't been cowed by middle east reaction to the civilian casualties in Falujah, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through. [/b][/quote]
You mean "If Bush hadn't been cowed by Democratic party subversion and obfuscation, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through."

Speaking of civilian casualties, now that the election is over, Bit can go back to beating that drum 24/7.

[i]WRONG AGAIN, HONEY, WRONG AGAIN HONEY!!! NOW THROW THIS CRAP IN THE FOOKIN' TOILET AND GET ME SOME FOOKIN' ORANGE JUICE!!![/i]

gobbles · 11-08-2004, 08:04 AM

[quote][b]You mean "If Bush hadn't been cowed by Democratic party subversion and obfuscation, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through."[/b][/quote]

Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry. Sheeeit.

You got a balloon on you pal?

Jet Moses · 11-09-2004, 09:06 AM

[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Nov 8 2004, 08:04 AM
[b] [quote][b]You mean "If Bush hadn't been cowed by Democratic party subversion and obfuscation, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through."[/b][/quote]

Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry. Sheeeit.

You got a balloon on you pal? [/b][/quote]
Golden brown finer temptress
Through the ages she's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown

Section109Row15 · 11-09-2004, 10:46 AM

Is it just me or are these two just really strange especially when arguing with each other?

TheBrodyMan · 11-09-2004, 10:54 AM

[quote][i]Originally posted by Section109Row15[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 09:46 AM
[b] Is it just me or are these two just really strange especially when arguing with each other? [/b][/quote]
I dont know if strange is the word :lol:

jets5ever · 11-09-2004, 02:17 PM

Seriously, can't you two just get over it and admit that you're in love with each other?!?!? ;) ;) ;)

Note: the emoticons signal that I wrote that in jest....

Jet Moses · 11-09-2004, 03:16 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by Section109Row15[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 10:46 AM
[b] Is it just me or are these two just really strange especially when arguing with each other? [/b][/quote]
I don't expect you to understand our anectdotes. You were born in the 80's and you have a very low IQ. But if you want to laugh your ass off, I suggest you purchase this, and anything else by National Lampoon circa 1970's:

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11-07-2004, 09:09 PM	#1
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	What's up, Stu? :lol:

11-07-2004, 09:31 PM	#2
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	Senator John Kerry, known as Mr. Nuance to many elites but Mr. Flip-Flopper to most others, has finally taken a defining stand on the War On Terror. The Senator’s momentous breakthrough came after struggling to find a concrete answer the American people could understand. The Senator described his stressful struggle this way, “After much nuanced thinking, I didn’t understand why the American people don’t understand my nuanced approach to the War On Terror. The media understands my approach; the Hollywood folks do; the French do; and for criminy’s sake, even washed-up rock musicians do. Why then don’t the American people catch on?” After much consternation, Senator Kerry confessed his answer came after thinking to himself, “Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” as he profusely scratched himself.

11-07-2004, 09:32 PM	#3
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	[quote][b]What's up, Stu? [/b][/quote] I'm just kickin' it here at the JIMB....guy. I was doing my A&P homework but I lost interest. I start nursing school next year. That should be a ****ing hoot. I caint hardly wait. Welp, gotta go. See you in the funny pages. Stu.

11-07-2004, 09:34 PM	#4
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	[quote][b]That should be a **ing hoot. [/b][/quote] Hey, I thought this site was supposed to edit the word "ing." What the fk?

11-07-2004, 09:36 PM	#5
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	"Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” -Hanoi John "You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks, then eat nine of the raisins a day." -Very Terry Kerry

11-07-2004, 09:37 PM	#6
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	[quote][i]Originally posted by Jet Moses[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:31 PM [b] Senator John Kerry, known as Mr. Nuance to many elites but Mr. Flip-Flopper to most others, has finally taken a defining stand on the War On Terror. The Senator’s momentous breakthrough came after struggling to find a concrete answer the American people could understand. The Senator described his stressful struggle this way, “After much nuanced thinking, I didn’t understand why the American people don’t understand my nuanced approach to the War On Terror. The media understands my approach; the Hollywood folks do; the French do; and for criminy’s sake, even washed-up rock musicians do. Why then don’t the American people catch on?” After much consternation, Senator Kerry confessed his answer came after thinking to himself, “Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” as he profusely scratched himself. [/b][/quote] Hey, I don't know if you heard, Kerry lost the election. It's kind of pointless to trash him now. Just my two cents. Stu

11-07-2004, 09:38 PM	#7
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles+Nov 7 2004, 09:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (gobbles @ Nov 7 2004, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jet Moses[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:31 PM [b] Senator John Kerry, known as Mr. Nuance to many elites but Mr. Flip-Flopper to most others, has finally taken a defining stand on the War On Terror. The Senator’s momentous breakthrough came after struggling to find a concrete answer the American people could understand. The Senator described his stressful struggle this way, “After much nuanced thinking, I didn’t understand why the American people don’t understand my nuanced approach to the War On Terror. The media understands my approach; the Hollywood folks do; the French do; and for criminy’s sake, even washed-up rock musicians do. Why then don’t the American people catch on?” After much consternation, Senator Kerry confessed his answer came after thinking to himself, “Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” as he profusely scratched himself. [/b][/quote] Hey, I don't know if you heard, Kerry lost the election. It's kind of pointless to trash him now. Just my two cents. Stu [/b][/quote] So why you still bashing Bush? You're going back to Iraq. Just my two cents.

11-07-2004, 09:42 PM	#8
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	"You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks, then eat nine of the raisins a day." -Very Terry Kerry Get some clorox and some brillo, too. Helps cure jock itch.

11-07-2004, 09:44 PM	#9
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	I heard Brick, you know that song by Ben Folds Five. Now it seems to me that he took her to a hospital. Why? To get an abortion? Because she tried to kill herself? Who knows. Good song though. That era was good for top forty pop. You had Hanson, Duncan Sheik, the boy bands, and of course, the Ben Folds Five. I love Barely Breathing. That song is sweet. Oh and the New Radicals too. One! Two! One, two, three, ow! Wake up kids We've got the dreamers disease Age fourteen We got you down on your knees So polite We're busy still saying please Frienemies Who when you're down ain't your friend Every night I smash a Mercedes-Benz First we run And then we laugh till we cry But when the night is falling And you cannot find the light If you feel your dream is dying Hold tight You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget you only get what you give Four a.m. we ran a miracle mile We're flat broke But hey, we do it in style The bad rich God's flying in for your trial But when the night is falling And you cannot find a friend If you feel your dream is breaking ???????? You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget we only get what we give This whole damn world can fall apart You'll be ok, follow your heart You're in harms way, I'm right behind Now say youre mine You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget we only get what we give Don't let go I feel the music in you ?????? Fly high What's real can't die You only get what you give You're gonna get what you give Don't give up Just don't be afraid to leave Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying Fake computer crashes dining Cloning while they're multiplying Fashion shoots With Beck and Hanson Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson You're all fakes Run to your mansions Come around We'll kick your ass in Don't let go One dance left Don't give up Can't forget Don't give up

11-07-2004, 09:52 PM	#10
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	[quote][b]So why you still bashing Bush? You're going back to Iraq. Just my two cents. [/b][/quote] Bush is the sitting president, Kerry is a lowly senator. Jesus if you used your own logic, you wouldn't have called Clinton every kind of douche bag from full to empty. What has my going back to Iraq to do with anything. If Kerry had been elected, I'd still be going. You're not though Tom. Why? Oh I remember, it's all Clinton's fault. Well Tom, Clinton isn't the president anymore. What's your excuse now.

11-07-2004, 09:53 PM	#11
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:44 PM [b] Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying Fake computer crashes dining Cloning while they're multiplying Fashion shoots With Beck and Hanson Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson You're all fakes Run to your mansions Come around We'll kick your ass in [/b][/quote] Guy, don't be so uptight. Look at it this way... If it wasn't for your Boy Ted Kennedy making such a fuss over Abu Grahib, undermining the war effort, Bush probably would of cleaned house in Falujah months ago. The mop up would already be over. But you can thank Ted Kennedy and John Kerry for racking you up some more frequent flyer miles to Iraq. Him and his fookin' Hari Krishna.

11-07-2004, 09:59 PM	#12
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	[quote][b]If it wasn't for your Boy Ted Kennedy making such a fuss over Abu Grahib, undermining the war effort, Bush probably would of cleaned house in Falujah months ago. The mop up would already be over.[/b][/quote] You have got to be ****ing kidding me. If Bush hadn't been cowed by middle east reaction to the civilian casualties in Falujah, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through. Quit blaming Kennedy and the Clintons for everything.

11-07-2004, 10:01 PM	#13
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	[quote][b]Him and his fookin' Hari Krishna. [/b][/quote] I've got your fookin' Hari Krishna right here pal. Right fookin' here. Genius is pain.

11-08-2004, 07:52 AM	#14
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:59 PM [b] If Bush hadn't been cowed by middle east reaction to the civilian casualties in Falujah, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through. [/b][/quote] You mean "If Bush hadn't been cowed by Democratic party subversion and obfuscation, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through." Speaking of civilian casualties, now that the election is over, Bit can go back to beating that drum 24/7. [i]WRONG AGAIN, HONEY, WRONG AGAIN HONEY!!! NOW THROW THIS CRAP IN THE FOOKIN' TOILET AND GET ME SOME FOOKIN' ORANGE JUICE!!![/i]

11-08-2004, 08:04 AM	#15
gobbles Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 247	[quote][b]You mean "If Bush hadn't been cowed by Democratic party subversion and obfuscation, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through."[/b][/quote] Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry. Sheeeit. You got a balloon on you pal?

11-09-2004, 09:06 AM	#16
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	[quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Nov 8 2004, 08:04 AM [b] [quote][b]You mean "If Bush hadn't been cowed by Democratic party subversion and obfuscation, he wouldn't have ordered Major General Conway to halt the offensive halfway through."[/b][/quote] Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry. Sheeeit. You got a balloon on you pal? [/b][/quote] Golden brown finer temptress Through the ages she's heading west From far away Stays for a day Never a frown with golden brown

11-09-2004, 10:46 AM	#17
Section109Row15 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 3,406	Is it just me or are these two just really strange especially when arguing with each other?

11-09-2004, 10:54 AM	#18
TheBrodyMan Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brooklyn/Austin Posts: 2,712	[quote][i]Originally posted by Section109Row15[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 09:46 AM [b] Is it just me or are these two just really strange especially when arguing with each other? [/b][/quote] I dont know if strange is the word :lol:

11-09-2004, 02:17 PM	#19
jets5ever Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 11,692	Seriously, can't you two just get over it and admit that you're in love with each other?!?!? ;) ;) ;) Note: the emoticons signal that I wrote that in jest....

11-09-2004, 03:16 PM	#20
Jet Moses Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,281	[quote][i]Originally posted by Section109Row15[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 10:46 AM [b] Is it just me or are these two just really strange especially when arguing with each other? [/b][/quote] I don't expect you to understand our anectdotes. You were born in the 80's and you have a very low IQ. But if you want to laugh your ass off, I suggest you purchase this, and anything else by National Lampoon circa 1970's: [url=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=306&item=4049442268&rd=1]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4049442268&rd=1[/url]