French find banned substances on Lance Armstrong

Come Back to NY · 09-06-2005, 02:20 PM

Wash., D.C. - Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France
victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by
what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time

Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be okay in France. We were very surprised no one used them."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also did a full
body search on Armstrong and found several other interesting items that
they had never seen before, including a backbone and a large pair of testicles.

B-HOW · 09-06-2005, 02:25 PM

Well, one big testicle anyway. :)

quantum · 09-06-2005, 02:31 PM

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

bitonti · 09-06-2005, 02:36 PM

:D :D :D funny because it's true.

09-06-2005, 02:20 PM	#1
Come Back to NY Making lotsa $$$ off obama's stupidity... Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 31,407	French find banned substances on Lance Armstrong Wash., D.C. - Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be okay in France. We were very surprised no one used them." Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also did a full body search on Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a large pair of testicles.

09-06-2005, 02:25 PM	#2
B-HOW All League Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 812	Well, one big testicle anyway. :) Last edited by B-HOW; 09-06-2005 at 02:28 PM.

09-06-2005, 02:31 PM	#3
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

09-06-2005, 02:36 PM	#4
bitonti searching Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 38,786	:D :D :D funny because it's true.