At this rate....
Jerald Sowell - torn cuticle
Mike Nugent - shot by Ted Nugent
Brandon Moore - Burmese foot rot
Jerricho Cotchery - exposure due to prolonged stay in doghouse
Chad Pennington - hurts his "ab" in rehab cause it was drab - aight!
Sean Ellis - concussion while coming out of his own shell
Herm Edwards - Tongue mistaken for salami at Katz's Deli.... fat trimmed