Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with
his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other
and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad
passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I
just killed the old cow."
[QUOTE=Come Back to NY]I almost spit coffee on the computer screen reading the punch line and laughing so hard![/QUOTE]
it was kind of funny, but not exactly a real knee slapper either. really though, what's your deal? do you just automatically get a hard on every time you hear something anti liberal?