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    am i a sissy?

    my girlfriend turned me on to cosmopolitans. i really like them but am afraid that people will think i'm a fag if i drink them in public.

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    btw: cool idea for a forum

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    LMAO - I secretly suck down Apple Martinis when no one's looking

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    You two need you mouths washed out with Calverts Whiskey and Black label beer!!! Shame on you!!! :mad:

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    [QUOTE=Rude Polack]my girlfriend turned me on to cosmopolitans. i really like them but am afraid that people will think i'm a fag if i drink them in public.

    feedback?

    btw: cool idea for a forum[/QUOTE]

    don't drink them in public, personally i'd look down on you haha, stick to beer, jack and coke or rum and coke, and any shot...

    or train yourself to drink whiskey on the rocks, that is manly as hell

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    Migration to Manlyhood - RP & Vilma please note

    Years ago I started down the road to manlyhood by drinking Irish coffee. A whiskey drink that would soon set me on my way. After awhile, I started telling the serving wench to "hold the whip cream" as it wasn't very manly looking. After I got used to just the java and Jameson's, I dropped the Java. Now when I'm cold, It's a wee dram of Jameson's for me! I have arrived at manlyhoodum. ;)

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet]Years ago I started down the road to manlyhood by drinking Irish coffee. A whiskey drink that would soon set me on my way. After awhile, I started telling the serving wench to "hold the whip cream" as it wasn't very manly looking. After I got used to just the java and Jameson's, I dropped the Java. Now when I'm cold, It's a wee dram of Jameson's for me! I have arrived at manlyhoodum. ;)[/QUOTE]

    i started mixing jack or beam with ginger ale, and little by little lessened the amount of ginger ale, now i just put 3 ice cubes in a glass a pour myself a nice glass of pure whiskey

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet]Years ago I started down the road to manlyhood by drinking Irish coffee. A whiskey drink that would soon set me on my way. After awhile, I started telling the serving wench to "hold the whip cream" as it wasn't very manly looking. After I got used to just the java and Jameson's, I dropped the Java. Now when I'm cold, It's a wee dram of Jameson's for me! I have arrived at manlyhoodum. ;)[/QUOTE]

    Hey Bro I am with you. Whenever the wife and I go out and drink or drink at home, it's ALWAYS Maker's Mark or Jameson STRAIGHT UP.

    But if we're in a restuarant that doesn't have decent scotch or no Black Label, I'll hit up a Martini or 10, and I can't be shotgunning shots of whiskey at dinner.

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    As a general rule, I don't think any man should be seen in public drinking anything that Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne or Clint Eastwood wouldn't drink.

    If you can't picture one of these men with a particular drink in his hand, it should be avoided.

    So I guess that's a "No" on the cosmos.

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    [QUOTE=Vilma]Hey Bro I am with you. Whenever the wife and I go out and drink or drink at home, it's ALWAYS Maker's Mark or Jameson STRAIGHT UP.

    But if we're in a restuarant that doesn't have decent scotch or no Black Label, I'll hit up a Martini or 10, and I can't be shotgunning shots of whiskey at dinner.[/QUOTE]
    I love a good martini. Absolut Martini straight up with an olive is my fav.

    I know about having the wifey around. One time I made the mistake while camping to have my guy personna exposed in the morning (don't go there). Women just don't understand when you tip up a bottle of Jack Black at 8 AM and take a slug.

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet]I love a good martini. Absolut Martini straight up with an olive is my fav.

    I know about having the wifey around. One time I made the mistake while camping to have my guy personna exposed in the morning (don't go there). Women just don't understand when you tip up a bottle of Jack Black at 8 AM and take a slug.[/QUOTE]

    in my book a good martini should be made with gin

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    [QUOTE=JazzyJet]in my book a good martini should be made with gin[/QUOTE]
    I could handle that, as long as it's good gin like Tanquery, etc.

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    [QUOTE=Rude Polack]my girlfriend turned me on to cosmopolitans. i really like them but am afraid that people will think i'm a fag if i drink them in public.
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    Try just some Kettle One vigorously shaken over ice straight up with a few olives.

    Trust me....You'll forget about those cosmos in a split second and will never be accused of being a sissy. Nothing better!

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    [QUOTE=JazzyJet]in my book a good martini should be made with gin[/QUOTE]


    Bombay Saphire martini is the only way to go if you are drinking martinis. Dry and up. Toss in a couple of olives stuffed with bleu cheese to top it off.

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    you guys are faigs!

    jack rocks

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    [QUOTE=LakeGeorgeJet]Bombay Saphire martini is the only way to go if you are drinking martinis. Dry and up. Toss in a couple of olives stuffed with bleu cheese to top it off.[/QUOTE]

    Gin gives me massive hangovers. Quality Vodka is the only way to go, Jimbo.

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    [QUOTE=Rude Polack]my girlfriend turned me on to cosmopolitans. i really like them but am afraid that people will think i'm a fag if i drink them in public.

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    No drinks with umbrellas, dude. That includes cosmos.

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    [QUOTE=Jetcane]No drinks with umbrellas, dude. That includes cosmos.[/QUOTE]
    'Sides that they tend ta poke ya in the eye when you lift the glass up.

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    [QUOTE=THE_SOOTHSAYER]Gin gives me massive hangovers. Quality Vodka is the only way to go, Jimbo.[/QUOTE]

    Sometimes a good hangover is just what the doctor order. What doesn't kill you just makes you stronger. :D

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    [QUOTE=LakeGeorgeJet]Sometimes a good hangover is just what the doctor order. What doesn't kill you just makes you stronger. :D[/QUOTE]

    If that's true than I am one strong SOB. :D

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    [QUOTE=THE_SOOTHSAYER]Gin gives me massive hangovers. Quality Vodka is the only way to go, Jimbo.[/QUOTE]
    ok mister fancy pants, the only real way to go is a handle of popov, placed into water bottles. $9.99 and unnoticable, downing a sport bottle with a spray top once made me pass out in college, but fuccking fun ;)

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