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    Flowtrain: I'm Calling You Out Too.

    Toilet paper should always be white and should always hang over the top of the roll. If you think it shouldn't be white and can hang under the roll, you are a fool and I will destroy you in this thread if you dare to mention your feelings and/or bore me with your life history.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    Toilet paper should always be white and should always hang over the top of the roll. If you think it shouldn't be white and can hang under the roll, you are a fool and I will destroy you in this thread if you dare to mention your feelings and/or bore me with your life history.

    SAR I
    i thought you said that trying to pick internet duel's with outspoken, girlfriendless, camry driving high school teachers is boring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetfan16
    i thought you said that trying to pick internet duel's with outspoken, girlfriendless, camry driving high school teachers is boring?
    That's my point. Seems the doubt of your father's intelligence gene's has been confirmed.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    That's my point. Seems the doubt of your father's intelligence gene's has been confirmed.

    SAR I
    lol, i realize that that was your point, and maybe if you hadn't been to busy staring at your fellow gay porn star coworkers for two seconds, you would've realized that i was being sarcastic in response at your attempted sarcastic mocking of warfish's pathetic attempt to degrade another poster cuz he's feeling all good about himself now that he's back from his vacation.



    btw, i'll have you know that there are reports surfacing that Vinny Testaverde could very well have a higher intelligence quotient than Einstein.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsbabe2315
    sar, do you like your toilet paper with a floral pattern, or just with no pattern at all? i prefer patterns.

    -erika.
    Now you know if someone shows up at your house as a giant Roll of Floral pattern Toilet paper your response should be..Hi Sar your on a roll I see!

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    "Over" definitely on the toilet paper thing.

    This whole "calling out" business comes across as being pretty cheesy. Warfish probably needs to rethink the difference between submit post and preview post buttons on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsbabe2315
    sar, do you like your toilet paper with a floral pattern, or just with no pattern at all? i prefer patterns.

    -erika.
    Don't go there jerikababe.

    It should be WHITE. No patterns. If God intended you to wipe your as* with floral toilet paper he'd have put flowers on your as* too.

    I have now personally vanquished, via double edged sword that cuts unidirectionally, our first challenger to the white/frontwards toilet paper rules. I advise the rest of you to steer clear lest a similar fate befall you.

    SAR I

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    There is probably an ink blot "pattern" joke in here somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    I have now personally vanquished, via double edged sword that cuts unidirectionally, our first challenger to the white/frontwards toilet paper rules. I advise the rest of you to steer clear lest a similar fate befall you.

    SAR I
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    Don't go there jerikababe.

    It should be WHITE. No patterns. If God intended you to wipe your as* with floral toilet paper he'd have put flowers on your as* too.

    I have now personally vanquished, via double edged sword that cuts unidirectionally, our first challenger to the white/frontwards toilet paper rules. I advise the rest of you to steer clear lest a similar fate befall you.

    SAR I

    ROTFLMAO


    Sorry Sar, Erika likes the floral tp, but you're in luck! Jerika (below, center) likes white tp, too!

    ..........................Hi Sar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetcane
    ROTFLMAO


    Sorry Sar, Erika likes the floral tp, but you're in luck! Jerika (below, center) likes white tp, too!

    ..........................Hi Sar!
    Hidden amidst the blobs of Steeler flesh is an angel just waiting to be anally buffed by WHITE toilet paper.

    SAR I

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    i personally think the toilet paper should flow from underneath the roll, that way you can use the weight of the toilet paper roll as leverage to get a clean tear, with no unneccessary overspin which leaves fettucini noodles of toilet paper all over the bathroom floor. and even if you throw all that excess paper in the toilet to try and conserve waste basket space, you're just going to have to break out the plunger when the toilet overflows all over your feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    If God intended you to wipe your as* with floral toilet paper he'd have put flowers on your as* too.
    So THAT'S what those strange birthmarks are ... thanks, I've been trying to figure that out for ages!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    Don't go there jerikababe.

    It should be WHITE. No patterns. If God intended you to wipe your as* with floral toilet paper he'd have put flowers on your as* too.

    I have now personally vanquished, via double edged sword that cuts unidirectionally, our first challenger to the white/frontwards toilet paper rules. I advise the rest of you to steer clear lest a similar fate befall you.

    SAR I

    SAR...Your opinion is very well appreciated. But, incomplete I believe. You never specified. One ply or two.

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    Without question it should flow above the roll.

    But the true question remains...

    Charmin, Scott, etc....

    Which one is best??

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    Oh please let something BIG happen with the Jets I can't stand any more of these Flowtrain/aswipe threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Captain McCallister
    i personally think the toilet paper should flow from underneath the roll, that way you can use the weight of the toilet paper roll as leverage to get a clean tear, with no unneccessary overspin which leaves fettucini noodles of toilet paper all over the bathroom floor. and even if you throw all that excess paper in the toilet to try and conserve waste basket space, you're just going to have to break out the plunger when the toilet overflows all over your feet.
    now let's just not be making bold statements all of a sudden as if it's proven fact. i too prefer the toilet paper to flow from underneath the roll, but, in either case, to get optimum toilet paperization, you are going to have to give it a solid tear on the perferations, whether it be flowing from on top, or below the roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCappy
    Without question it should flow above the roll.

    But the true question remains...

    Charmin, Scott, etc....

    Which one is best??
    myself, i prefer huggies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Captain McCallister
    i personally think the toilet paper should flow from underneath the roll, that way you can use the weight of the toilet paper roll as leverage to get a clean tear, with no unneccessary overspin which leaves fettucini noodles of toilet paper all over the bathroom floor. and even if you throw all that excess paper in the toilet to try and conserve waste basket space, you're just going to have to break out the plunger when the toilet overflows all over your feet.
    You would be wrong then. I once read a lengthy debate about this and the torque of the roll is more effrective over the top, sorry. Please do not let this affect your bathroom habits

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    I think people who prefer to reach under the toilet paper roll and curl their fingers around to actually get at the toilet paper are probably actually visualising batting for the other team when they are doing that.

    Over the top. Clean, manly tear-offs. Scott tissue or some other non third-world brand. None of those girly-man Kleenex-Puffs-on-a-roll type brands like Charmin either.

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