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    i was going to give my speech but then I remembered I'm an old fart.

    Have fun, designate a driver and get it out of your system.

    "Classy" can wait.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Play2Win
    Damn lifetime channel. Corrupts the female mind. Actually, on a side note, my dad watches that channel sometimes. Its hilarious and I make fun of him. He tells me, it has good movies about tragedy and blah blah. I'm sure some are good, but for the most part its a GUY bashing channel.
    Give your Dad a break. He's getting in touch with his feminine side. I did the same thing a few weeks ago. I got in touch with him and then kicked the sh_T out of him

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsbabe2315
    option # 2 is correct.
    and thats a good thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsbabe2315
    option # 2 is correct.
    Ya, most guys who have been reluctant to go to bachelor's party has been "P" whipped. I mean what single guy would turn that down.
    Jetsbabe knows her stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
    Give your Dad a break. He's getting in touch with his feminine side. I did the same thing a few weeks ago. I got in touch with him and then kicked the sh_T out of him
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsbabe2315
    strippers=trashy.
    =big money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsbabe2315
    option # 2 is correct.
    So have you confiscated his NARDS yet? Is he allowed to bring them when he hangs with the boys?

    This chick knows he is whipped and she's o.k. with that. You better be great in the sack...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet
    =big money.

    = itchy red rash that won't go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxboroFanatic2
    = itchy red rash that won't go away
    or a memory you will have for a lifetime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet
    or a memory you will have for a lifetime.
    I'm 46, I KNOW I went to some bachelor parties with strippers...but honesty I don't rememeber.

    Except for one club in Philly that was so skanky the strippers brought their pocketbooks ON STAGE so they wouldn't get ripped off by the staff. CLASSY!!!!!!!

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    Hey Girl,

    First, Just because you have never faked it, doesn't mean he isn't open to a naked chick girating on him say, what "What do you want".

    Now I am not trying to get your business out on this board. But on this one I have to quote the Timeless Charlie Sheen:

    "You don't pay a hooker to have sex with you, you pay her to leave when you are done."

    My point here, is that strippers are the equivalent of a women's lifetime channel series or movie.

    You don't necessarily want to live the life of one of these women on those TV specials, but you find it interesting, right. All of that "One woman's fight to ......" or "How one woman finally had the courage to take a stand....."

    Well in "Our" (guys) version of that senario, we don't want to marry or date the strippers.

    But I don't mind them rubbing up on me with there (Semi) naked body, while they are talking dirty to me (You are young, but the conversation is about all the things most girlfriends/wives won't do). Just hearing a sexy woman say that to a guy, can change his whole outlook for a month.

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    I've been with several dwarves on Long Island; no large women for me. They have skin folds that collect bodycheese and it smells horrible.

    Do you want a black dwarf, Spanish dwarf, or white dwarf? I'd recommend the Spanish one (she's outstanding) but she's more expensive than the other two.

    Do you want a miniature horse too? Or just the girl?

    SAR I

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    Get him a very good she-male dancer, you cant tell the difference with some of them. We had one at my friends party before the real woman came in and it was the funniest thing I ever saw, the look on his face when he found out was priceless.
    Last edited by 2009fatman; 04-24-2006 at 01:24 PM.

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    This is done.

    nice work keeping it clean

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    That **** aint funny.

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    please post this in the ..........education forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    I've been with several dwarves on Long Island; no large women for me. They have skin folds that collect bodycheese and it smells horrible.

    Do you want a black dwarf, Spanish dwarf, or white dwarf? I'd recommend the Spanish one (she's outstanding) but she's more expensive than the other two.

    Do you want a miniature horse too? Or just the girl?

    SAR I
    are u familiar with the tijuana donkey show?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsbabe2315
    he doesnt. he thinks its a waste of money, and its disrespectful.
    besides, (without sounding overly confident or whatever),. why would he go to a strip club when im his girlfriend anyway?

    (ive never faked it)

    Of course he does.

    and of course you haven't.

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    Classy Bachelor Party is an oxymoron.

    If you are looking for a naked webtoed, two headed, bald,hermafrodite midget stripper I am sure PatsfanTX would give you a good price for one of his relatives. Ahh imbreeding, nature's wonderful way of showing us what evolution would be like if it was molded by the hand of God on acid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

    I am looking to hire a FEMALE MIDGET DANCER for my brothers party this coming Friday night out on Long Island. But price is $750 for a half hour.

    If anyone knows of a Midget dancer for hire please let me know.



    I think she is busy, but Paula Abdul would have been perfect.

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