Damn lifetime channel. Corrupts the female mind. Actually, on a side note, my dad watches that channel sometimes. Its hilarious and I make fun of him. He tells me, it has good movies about tragedy and blah blah. I'm sure some are good, but for the most part its a GUY bashing channel.
Give your Dad a break. He's getting in touch with his feminine side. I did the same thing a few weeks ago. I got in touch with him and then kicked the sh_T out of him
First, Just because you have never faked it, doesn't mean he isn't open to a naked chick girating on him say, what "What do you want".
Now I am not trying to get your business out on this board. But on this one I have to quote the Timeless Charlie Sheen:
"You don't pay a hooker to have sex with you, you pay her to leave when you are done."
My point here, is that strippers are the equivalent of a women's lifetime channel series or movie.
You don't necessarily want to live the life of one of these women on those TV specials, but you find it interesting, right. All of that "One woman's fight to ......" or "How one woman finally had the courage to take a stand....."
Well in "Our" (guys) version of that senario, we don't want to marry or date the strippers.
But I don't mind them rubbing up on me with there (Semi) naked body, while they are talking dirty to me (You are young, but the conversation is about all the things most girlfriends/wives won't do). Just hearing a sexy woman say that to a guy, can change his whole outlook for a month.
Get him a very good she-male dancer, you cant tell the difference with some of them. We had one at my friends party before the real woman came in and it was the funniest thing I ever saw, the look on his face when he found out was priceless.
Last edited by 2009fatman; 04-24-2006 at 01:24 PM.
If you are looking for a naked webtoed, two headed, bald,hermafrodite midget stripper I am sure PatsfanTX would give you a good price for one of his relatives. Ahh imbreeding, nature's wonderful way of showing us what evolution would be like if it was molded by the hand of God on acid.