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    OT: Official Dookie Thread

    Post dookie stories, size, shape, color, smell, object used for wiping when out of TP. I'll start


    I was at a punk bar in Ft Lauderdale and left a streamer then realized there was no more TP. I was going to use one of my socks but noticed a poster on the back of the door promoting next weeks bands. After about five minutes of folding and crumpling it become soft enough to use.

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    when I was a pool guy in high school, I pooped behind this one customers shed. hey, when you gotta go, ya gotta go



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    Quote Originally Posted by New York Mick
    Post dookie stories, size, shape, color, smell, object used for wiping when out of TP. I'll start


    I was at a punk bar in Ft Lauderdale and left a streamer then realized there was no more TP. I was going to use one of my socks but noticed a poster on the back of the door promoting next weeks bands. After about five minutes of folding and crumpling it become soft enough to use.
    All about napkins when you dont have TP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samwise
    when I was a pool guy in high school, I pooped behind this one customers shed. hey, when you gotta go, ya gotta go


    That's what I'm talking about keep it going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by New York Mick
    Post dookie stories, size, shape, color, smell, object used for wiping when out of TP. I'll start


    I was at a punk bar in Ft Lauderdale and left a streamer then realized there was no more TP. I was going to use one of my socks but noticed a poster on the back of the door promoting next weeks bands. After about five minutes of folding and crumpling it become soft enough to use.
    first the carrot top thread...now this...those strippers are getting to your head

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    oh, this is so getting dumped.


    HA! I made a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBIIICHAMPS
    All about napkins when you dont have TP.
    I didn't feel like walking though a crowded bar with a dirty ass and my pants around my ankles to get them and I'm not even sure if the bar used napkins, they didn't seem to use trash bins considering the amount of trash on the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec
    oh, this is so getting dumped.


    HA! I made a joke.
    Pun intended.

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    Aye, I'm trying to help Sooth get to 60,000 post this month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by New York Mick
    I didn't feel like walking though a crowded bar with a dirty ass and my pants around my ankles to get them and I'm not even sure if the bar used napkins, they didn't seem to use trash bins considering the amount of trash on the floor.
    lolol.

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    ladies ? don't be shy, we're all friends here

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    I really do have a great sh it story

    I was working a lookout tower in Kuwait..1998...during Desert Fox

    anyway...I tried to call for someone to relieve me but no one came so I crawled out of my tower and literally dug a hole in the sand and took a **** on Allah's holy land...true story

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    I was in a bar once and all of a sudden I felt like a an alligator was eating me from the inside out.

    I went to the bathroom and it had a urinal, a sink, and a stall with no door. The toilet was partially hidden by the stall wall.

    So, I put the garbage can in front of the stall opening, kind of like a makeshift door to let someone know there was trouble goin on in there, and let loose. Ohh it was messy.

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    I already posted this but I took a dump in my friend cat's litter box during a drinking night and blamed it on the cat.

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