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    OT: The Rapture

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/v/SmLhyPjHVes[/url]

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    is taht a link to a Blondie video??

    DebBie Harry is the bomb!!!!

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    That's nice. Wrong forum, wrong site all together. Lock Dump.

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    Yeah but WHEN??? Would make my weekend alot easier to plan.

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    as long as im not in bed with a college chick when it happens, then whatever. Talk about bad timing.

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    [QUOTE=Mavrik]as long as im not in bed with a college chick when it happens, then whatever. Talk about bad timing.[/QUOTE]

    Talk about a straight line . . .

    Choose among the following punchlines:

    "It's always the rapture when I'm in bed with a college chick"
    "That's what she said"
    "Nothing like being caught with your pants down"
    and so on

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    [QUOTE=sackdance99][url]http://www.youtube.com/v/SmLhyPjHVes[/url][/QUOTE]


    Yeah but didnt the guy yapping get zapped?

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    Who cares about this ****? No one wants to see it.

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    [QUOTE=fifty one]Yeah but didnt the guy yapping get zapped?[/QUOTE]

    Now you did it. Now you are going to ignite this guy to explain to you what the rapture is all about. :rolleyes:

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    life will be so much better when this cancer of religion is wiped off the earth

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    [QUOTE=Renaissance10]life will be so much better when this cancer of religion is wiped off the earth[/QUOTE]

    When the cancer of [U]all[/U] religion is wiped out.

    [url]http://www.atheists.org/flash.line/ventura1.htm[/url]

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    97% of those morons in that room just got zapped away? Just think about how great the world will be when they are all gone. No more lines at the bank. No more GSP traffic on Friday nights. Too bad it'll never happen...

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    [QUOTE=New York Mick]When the cancer of [U]all[/U] religion is wiped out.

    [url]http://www.atheists.org/flash.line/ventura1.htm[/url][/QUOTE]

    religion doesn't cause wars. Power and corruption does....greed $$$
    Last edited by HessStation; 10-12-2006 at 07:12 PM.

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    When will terrorists be able to use nukes? That's about the time I think the rapture will happen.

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    [QUOTE=BrooklynBound]When will terrorists be able to use nukes? That's about the time I think the rapture will happen.[/QUOTE]

    For a Terrorists state to have enough nuclear weaponry to destroy the world is impossible. If at best they got their hands one and were actually able to detonate it, it would not cause the end of the world. Huge destruction and thousands of lives yes but no rapture.

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    [QUOTE=HessStation]For a Terrorists state to have enough nuclear weaponry to destroy the world is impossible. If at best they got their hands one and were actually able to detonate it, it would not cause the end of the world. Huge destruction and thousands of lives yes but no rapture.[/QUOTE]

    They wouldn't do it - the chain reaction that follows would

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    can this please be moved to the fictional world events forum?

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    [QUOTE=sackdance99][url]http://www.youtube.com/v/SmLhyPjHVes[/url][/QUOTE]

    To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable: 10 "Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11 The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: 'God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.'

    13 "But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, 'God, have mercy on me, a sinner.'

    14 "I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted."

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    [QUOTE=HessStation]religion doesn't cause wars. Power and corruption does....greed $$$[/QUOTE]

    Power, corruption and greed that sounds like organized religion to me.

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    [QUOTE=Renaissance10]life will be so much better when this cancer of religion is wiped off the earth[/QUOTE]

    And leave the world to science right?

    I'm not a Sackdance fan, and I don't like his methods, but you guys who constantly put down religion without knowing anything about what you are talking about are just as annoying as he is...

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