From: Atlanta CDC

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
has issued a warning about a new virulent strain
of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk
behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having
been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive
characteristics of individuals infected include:
anti-social personality disorders, delusions of
grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme
cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate
new information, pronounced xenophobia and
paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for
own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced
bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance
of geography and history, tendencies towards
evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing
behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are
amazed at how this destructive disease originated
only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas .>>