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    Dimocrats 25-Point Manifesto For The New Congress....

    1. Mandatory homosexuality

    2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

    3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

    4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

    5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

    6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

    7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

    8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

    9. All taxes to be tripled

    10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

    11. On-demand welfare

    12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

    13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

    14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

    15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

    16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

    17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

    18. God to be mocked roundly

    19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

    20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

    21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

    22. Texas returned to Mexico

    23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

    24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

    25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

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    You forgot:

    26. Return California (south of hollywood) to Mexico.

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    [QUOTE=DeanPatsFan]1. Mandatory homosexuality

    2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

    3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

    4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

    5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

    6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

    7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

    8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

    9. All taxes to be tripled

    10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

    11. On-demand welfare

    12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

    13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

    14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

    15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

    16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

    17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

    18. God to be mocked roundly

    19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

    20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

    21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

    22. Texas returned to Mexico

    23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

    24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

    25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"[/QUOTE]
    Jetfan16's 1-Point Manifesto

    1. Chowd's suck monkey balls, nobody gives a **** what they have to say, and o yeah, THEIR TEAM IS GOING DOWN SUNDAY BECAUSE THE CHOWDS ****ING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    :clapper: Made my day.

    Funny stuff. Up and down the list.

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