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Thread: Now That The Dims Have Taken Control Of Congress....

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    Now That The Dims Have Taken Control Of Congress....

    We can expect:


    Gas prices to drop to $1.25, because Republicans will no longer be able to feather the nest of Big Oil with obscene profits.


    Cars to run on hydrogen, corn syrup and refried beans, because Republicans will no longer be able to control the laws of physics.


    The wage gap to become non-existent, because differences in intelligence, drive, determination, personal responsibility and common sense will be outlawed.


    Unemployment to drop to zero when the minimum wage increases to $22.35 per hour, because the demand for labor increases when the cost of labor increases, and not the reverse, as ignorant, mean-spirited Republicans had stupidly claimed.


    Test scores of below-average students to skyrocket to above-average levels, because Democrats will outlaw the Republican-invented Bell curve.


    The Dow to hit 18,000 in 2007, because it's an economic fact that the best way of growing an economy is to penalize risk-takers, innovators and the industrious.


    The price of medicine and health care to plummet, because it's another economic fact that when you give people free stuff, demand goes down.


    Foreign investors to swamp the country in capital, because they really don't care about the return on their investments, as the Republicans had led us to believe.


    Government to control even more of the economy, because government is clearly better at allocating scarce resources, as the Soviet Union, Cuba, North Korea and France have proven.


    Single-parent households to grow exponentially, because Republicans won't be able to spread the lie that such households are the primary cause of poverty, crime and school dropouts.


    Wal-Mart to go out of business, because Republicans won't be able to perpetuate another myth that people prefer low prices to high prices.


    Muslim extremists to stop killing Americans and enslaving women, because their extremism was caused by Republicans, who never understood the glories of multiculturalism and the fact that all cultures are equally good, except the American culture.

    In conclusion, since things are going to be so much better with the Democrats controlling Congress, let's hope that they also gain control of the White House.

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    get over it babyboy

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    [QUOTE=DeanPatsFan]We can expect:


    Gas prices to drop to $1.25, because Republicans will no longer be able to feather the nest of Big Oil with obscene profits.


    Cars to run on hydrogen, corn syrup and refried beans, because Republicans will no longer be able to control the laws of physics.


    The wage gap to become non-existent, because differences in intelligence, drive, determination, personal responsibility and common sense will be outlawed.


    Unemployment to drop to zero when the minimum wage increases to $22.35 per hour, because the demand for labor increases when the cost of labor increases, and not the reverse, as ignorant, mean-spirited Republicans had stupidly claimed.


    Test scores of below-average students to skyrocket to above-average levels, because Democrats will outlaw the Republican-invented Bell curve.


    The Dow to hit 18,000 in 2007, because it's an economic fact that the best way of growing an economy is to penalize risk-takers, innovators and the industrious.


    The price of medicine and health care to plummet, because it's another economic fact that when you give people free stuff, demand goes down.


    Foreign investors to swamp the country in capital, because they really don't care about the return on their investments, as the Republicans had led us to believe.


    Government to control even more of the economy, because government is clearly better at allocating scarce resources, as the Soviet Union, Cuba, North Korea and France have proven.


    Single-parent households to grow exponentially, because Republicans won't be able to spread the lie that such households are the primary cause of poverty, crime and school dropouts.


    Wal-Mart to go out of business, because Republicans won't be able to perpetuate another myth that people prefer low prices to high prices.


    Muslim extremists to stop killing Americans and enslaving women, because their extremism was caused by Republicans, who never understood the glories of multiculturalism and the fact that all cultures are equally good, except the American culture.

    In conclusion, since things are going to be so much better with the Democrats controlling Congress, let's hope that they also gain control of the White House.[/QUOTE]


    you forgot about to add paraplegics and quadriplegics will get out of there wheelchairs and walk like breck boy predicted in '04.....

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    Don't forget about all the spirit of love and harmony they will bring to Washington and the rest of the world.

    It's gonna be an American lovefest all over the world...

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    Freedom is on the march!

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    Cars to run on hydrogen, corn syrup and refried beans, because Republicans will no longer be able.


    Plz no refried beans, excess gas!

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    Now that the Dims have taken control of Congress...

    We must stop the LIBERAL AGENDA!!!11!!!1!!!! After they declare war on the Bill of Rights they will not stop. They will push for the following:

    -Daily mocking of Jesus.

    -Read and respect all religious writings other than the Christian Bible.

    -Reestablish the draft to build militant environmentalist army to establish and protect socialist rule.

    -Atheism and/or evolution as national religion… it really doesn’t matter. Both are beliefs and interchangeable.

    -National currency to be changed to food stamps.

    -Unlimited amount of welfare.

    -Desecrating the graves of our veterans as the national pastime.

    -Michael Moore, Al Franken, Fidel Castro, Osama Bin Laden, and Satan to be added to Mt. Rushmore.

    -FDA approval of stem cells and hemp in all food products.

    -Hybrid cars to be powered by electricity and the blood of aborted fetuses.

    -Mandatory evening sodomy with neighbors. Must include minorities because of affirmative action.

    -Replace military recruiters with NAMBLA personal to encourage homosexual activity.

    -Baby tosses from bridges.

    -Dispense drug filled condoms to 3rd graders.

    -Upscale coffee shop in every public building.

    -Replace central heating in homes with bible furnaces.

    -Mandatory daily 2 hour listening of Bill Maher.

    -Replace Constitution with Communist Manifesto.
    *They will apply pot to the Constitution and roll it into a blunt to smoke with Jon Stewart on the Daily Show for ****s and giggles.

    -National Day of Softness on Terror (July 4), UN (Nov. 11), Crime/Drugs (June 14), Sex Offenders (second Sunday in May), and atheists/evolutionists/socialists (Dec. 25).
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