Funny story. This holiday I went to visit a relative of mine in the hospital in a coma. His condition appears to have taken a turn for the worse.

So a leaned into him and said "you know, democrats want to pull the plug on you. They think you are a worthless pile of flesh and don't deserve the electricity being used to keep you alive. The wasted electricity is just contributing to global warming and as long as you are alive but in a coma, the dems can't even count on your vote!"

Miraculously, he then bounced out of bed and danced a jig.

True story.