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    Ever hear your wife fart???

    damn, 11 years together and the other day we're sittting in the kitchen just BSing and all of a sudden i hear a familiar tune playing, cept I have never heard her play it before

    absolutely shocking, what does this mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mean Bro Green
    Ever hear your wife fart???
    I've heard yours several times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mean Bro Green
    damn, 11 years together and the other day we're sittting in the kitchen just BSing and all of a sudden i hear a familiar tune playing, cept I have never heard her play it before

    absolutely shocking, what does this mean?

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    That means that she is very polite to wait 11 years. My wife waited 11 minutes!

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    Eleven years. Thats impressive. Usually its 11 days after the honeymoon.

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    funny story, i dont know who was more shocked

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    make her feel guilty for doing it. That's what I did. Farting in public is something only a man can get away with.

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    Imagine what the wives put up with. Mine doesn't even jab me in the back when I'm sleeping anymore. She figured out its hopeless.

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    TX likes it when his boyfriend does that then pulls the blankets up over his head.

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    Remember when you were with a girl as a teenager and you heard your first one...OUT OF THE FRONT! I know I jumped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    Imagine what the wives put up with. Mine doesn't even jab me in the back when I'm sleeping anymore. She figured out its hopeless.
    yeah, my wife is over it too

    she tells people she wakes up to me taking my morning leak and rippin a few every morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    Remember when you were with a girl as a teenager and you heard your first one...OUT OF THE FRONT! I know I jumped.
    ya see now you brought up the quiff and you're gonna get this thread dumped.......lol

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    It's the ones YOU DON'T HEAR THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST!

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    ... means you haven't been very observant for 11 years ...


    l_j_r

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mean Bro Green
    yeah, my wife is over it too

    she tells people she wakes up to me taking my morning leak and rippin a few every morning
    Remember when you were dating and would actually shut the door? The good ol days.

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    Did it smell??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    Remember when you were dating and would actually shut the door? The good ol days.

    lmao, never a truer word spoken on here,

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET
    Did it smell??

    if it did i didnt catch wind of it

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    My wife kept a low profile for a while...probably 6 mos. or so, now she just lets them rip.

    As for me, I actually lit one of mine on fire on our first date...she didn't believe it could be done.

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    Just the title of this thread had me laughing.

    But couldn't we save this subject for like March when everything's dead?

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    haha, About a month into our relationship, my wife, then girlfriend, and I were out to dinner at Uno's Bar and Grill. I usually open the door for her to get into the car. so I opened the door, she sat and I closed the door and walked around to get in the drivers side...I sat down in the car and smelled a funky odor (different than the normal funky odor of my car). I sniff a few times and look over at her and she has this look on her face like "Please PLEASE tell me you dont smell that" haha..we just both burst out laughing..it was when I first realized that she was something special

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