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    OT Name My Jets Pillow

    So I was cuddling with my Jets Body Pillow last night and I thought I would give her a name... Any Suggestions?

    She can't hurt me... *sigh*

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    wow.

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    Can I have your zipcode? I want to see how far away I really do live from you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYBuckeye
    So I was cuddling with my Jets Body Pillow last night and I thought I would give her a name... Any Suggestions?

    She can't hurt me... *sigh*
    Name her PatsFanTx...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec
    wow.
    "WOW" that was my exact thought before I even read your post.





    DUMP!!

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    Name her Amaechi

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    Looks like we'll have a busy day with some weirdos today. First the landing strip " Is it offensive to females?" and now this.

    I propose a mentally challenged forum to be set up.

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    Nothing like waking up to "Thread of the Year"

    It sounds like "she" knows your innermost thoughts. Maybe name her "Dr. Laura Schlesinger".

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    if you're not a girl, you need help.

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    Bruce Coslet would be a great name for your pillow. A loser just like you and your pillow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYBuckeye
    So I was cuddling with my Jets Body Pillow last night and I thought I would give her a name... Any Suggestions?

    She can't hurt me... *sigh*
    After you were done cuddling did you use the pillow to play with your friends?


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    name her "biter"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYBuckeye
    So I was cuddling with my Jets Body Pillow last night and I thought I would give her a name... Any Suggestions?

    She can't hurt me... *sigh*

    ummm....

    God, I can't even respond to this in a logical way.

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    It's soft, weak, and spends most of its time laying down.

    "Pennington". There. That sounds like a good name to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    It's soft, weak, and spends most of its time laying down.

    "Pennington". There. That sounds like a good name to me.

    SAR I
    You forgot that it also has no arm

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET
    Name her Amaechi
    Wouldn't work.

    There's already someone in the bed with that name.

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    ... name her dumb piece of &hit ... then attach a mirror ...



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    How about "Moga"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    It's soft, weak, and spends most of its time laying down.

    "Pennington". There. That sounds like a good name to me.

    SAR I
    Pennington is too formal, how about just Penny or Pennygirl.

    Lol on the no arm comment too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChanTheMaster
    Name her PatsFanTx...
    i like it.

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