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    OT: If you could bang anyone who is both famous and ugly, who would you bang

    If you could do any chick (or for the ladies and TX...any guy) who is ugly and famous, who would you do, just to say that you did them??

    i'm thinking kathy bates, she'd put some hair on my chest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    If you could do any chick (or for the ladies and TX...any guy) who is ugly and famous, who would you do, just to say that you did them??

    i'm thinking kathy bates, she'd put some hair on my chest.
    Barbara Walters.

    Maybe even Britney Spears. Does she count as ugly now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    If you could do any chick (or for the ladies and TX...any guy) who is ugly and famous, who would you do, just to say that you did them??

    i'm thinking kathy bates, she'd put some hair on my chest.
    That a good one. I think I would choose Sandra Bernhard. She could kick my a$$ and I would love it.

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    Does my mother count?

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    Does my mother count?

    SAR I
    Weird dude...weird.

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    Hilary Clinton.

    Back door.

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    If there were ever a thread that screamed offseason, this is it.

    Oh, I would nail Oprah.

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    Rosanne......don't just wear protection but earplugs as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Ryan
    Weird dude...weird.
    Actually for Sar that wasn't that Weird..For him it's good Family relations!

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    Hillary Clinton

    I like the idea of placing such a powerful feminist in a subserviant role {i.e. knee pads}
    Last edited by Green Jets & Ham; 02-23-2007 at 03:08 PM.

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    Judge Judy

    Back door

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    Hilary Clinton.

    Back door.
    "Fire Marshall Bill" a/k/a Nancy Pelosi.

    Back door as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    Hilary Clinton.

    Back door.
    Hey I'll take Nancy Pelosi and we can double dip them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage69
    Actually for Sar that wasn't that Weird..For him it's good Family relations!
    I know she's clean and she's fixed, so no condom which is a major plus for me.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    I know she's clean and she's fixed, so no condom which is a major plus for me.

    SAR I
    I'm speechless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    I know she's clean and she's fixed, so no condom which is a major plus for me.

    SAR I
    Not to mention when people called you MF again you could say;Yes I am!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I
    Does my mother count?

    SAR I
    whats up bro? they outta hot pockets in your local supermarket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod
    I'm speechless.
    Nice try playing the "concerned" card like she's going to think you're a good guy. I saw her first. Go find your own action.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by LIDeadHead
    whats up bro? they outta hot pockets in your local supermarket?
    No, but they go cold after I'm done and thus I can't eat them. Too frustrating.

    SAR I

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    Back do.....no make it front door only.

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