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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]Baseball fan first...they are the only game in town, so yeah, I have crossed over. But I was a huge A's fan, before all the steroid stuff. They had quite a rotation there.

    It is amazing to see all the Giants fans wave off Bonds' alleged steroid use.[/QUOTE]
    Are you talking about the Bash brother days? The A's were loaded then. :yes:

    How are the Giants doing, any big FA signings? Is Bonds healthy?
    I haven't followed the off-season much, I know Greg Maddux went to the Padres. :mad:

    Dodgers baby!
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    [QUOTE=FDRX7]Are you talking about the Bash brother days? The A's were loaded then. :yes:

    How are the Giants doing, any big FA signings? Is Bonds healthy?
    I haven't followed the off-season much, I know Greg Maddux went to the Padres. :mad:

    Dodgers baby!
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    Bash Brothers were cool. I was at a few games where Canseco hit line-drive home runs. Incredible. But I meant the Hudson/Mulder/Zito & Giambi A's that kept losing to the Yanks.

    We don't get the paper anymore, so I am not following the Giants. I know they picked up Zito (the Dodgers overpaid for J Schmidt :eek: ), so there is this retarded "Barry & Barry" crap on all the buses and bus stops. :rolleyes:
    Bruce Bochy is the manager....:zzz:

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    [QUOTE=jetspride][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpAOo5-qWs[/url] ... :rofl:[/QUOTE]
    That is bizarre! :D

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    [QUOTE=023]th8is may be the funniest post ever dumped....that wco's one funny mofo :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Agreed. He has a funny sense of humor and is very quick witted.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]Bash Brothers were cool. I was at a few games where Canseco hit line-drive home runs. Incredible. But I meant the Hudson/Mulder/Zito & Giambi A's that kept losing to the Yanks.

    We don't get the paper anymore, so I am not following the Giants. I know they picked up Zito (the Dodgers overpaid for J Schmidt :eek: ), so there is this retarded "Barry & Barry" crap on all the buses and bus stops. :rolleyes:
    Bruce Bochy is the manager....:zzz:[/QUOTE]
    OK, I gotcha. Those were the times I remember being happy that my team wasn't in the AL, nasty stuff!

    J Schmidt, 3 year $47M, ugly. :eek:
    I would rather have signed Maddux to a 2 year than let him go to a division rival,
    GM is a Dodger killer (loves that high mound) at Dodgers stadium. :(

    I still don't understand why SF ever got rid of Dusty Baker. :confused:


    Felipe Alou is also great, I have no doubt that he would have won it all for Montreal if not for the strike.

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    The people must be told!

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    LMAO! :D

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4026431]The people must be told![/QUOTE]

    So are there any 3 year olds running around right now filled with you DNA?

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    This guy just took it out of storage.

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    Last edited by Phoenixx; 05-11-2011 at 07:30 PM.

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    [IMG]http://www.warmphotos.net/img/life/famous-gay-lesbian-couples/famous-gay-lesbian-couples05.jpg[/IMG]

    "We'd like a quarter ounce of WCO please"

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4026433]So are there any 3 year olds running around right now filled with you DNA?[/QUOTE]






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    :eek:



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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4026444][IMG]http://www.warmphotos.net/img/life/famous-gay-lesbian-couples/famous-gay-lesbian-couples05.jpg[/IMG]

    "We'd like a quarter ounce of WCO please"[/QUOTE]LMAO

    [QUOTE=Phoenixx;4026435]This guy just took it out of storage.

    [IMG]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID964/images/chaz-now-a-man.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]He's a chucklehead; he made me beat it to pictures of pregnant pornstars; supposed to increase the virility to the NINTH POWER!

    [QUOTE=32green;4026508][IMG]http://i18.stockmediaserver.com/smsimg34/TH170/Designpics/1890898.jpg[/IMG]








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    :eek:



    -[/QUOTE]LOL

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    I gave my sperm like 5 times yesterday. Big deal. :zzz:


    The Charmin Bear is gonna be expecting Quintuplets!

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    [QUOTE=southside;4026616]
    The Charmin Bear is gonna be expecting Quintuplets![/QUOTE]

    Either that....or somewhere's there's a dog that twitches every time he hears the door knob turning.



    :eek:


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    [QUOTE=Phoenixx;4026435]This guy just took it out of storage.

    [IMG]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID964/images/chaz-now-a-man.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    No bull****. I saw him/her walking near my office recently on my way to work.

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    How did you get the sperm inside the lesbians? Lesbians don't like men, that's why they are lesbians. So, did you sneak up on them, or were you hiding in the bathroom when they went pee?

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    [QUOTE=CanadaSteve;4026703]How did you get the [B]sperm inside the lesbians? [/B] Lesbians don't like men, that's why they are lesbians. So, did you sneak up on them, or were you hiding in the bathroom when they went pee?[/QUOTE]

    Turkey baster............

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;1775567]What? Dumped for helping lesbians? Spike Lee made BANK for doing that; and I am tossed aside like a Mo Lewis jersey. :mad:

    (You guys are awesome. ;) :thumbup: )




    Big Bill, I am STOKED for your arrival. PacBell or ATT Park...whatever it is, it's a nice park. Great food, etc. I can't wait for June. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    I have a Mo Lewis jersey, and you sir, are no Mo Lewis jersey.

    Re-reading this thread, I'm surprised at Timmmy's remark concerning your "advanced sense of humor". I really didn't think think Timmmy was that swift. Who knew...?

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    [QUOTE=32green;4026699]Either that....or somewhere's there's a dog that twitches every time he hears the door knob turning.



    :eek:


    -[/QUOTE]


    :D

    That really is wrong.

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    Being authorized to jack off on the company dime IS something to brag about. :yes:

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