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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;1775247]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm.

    So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms.

    I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE]

    I thought they test for substances?

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    [IMG]http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivatorbaafc62fe48438f4af15f3ffa256104b373861fe.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;4026433]So are there any 3 year olds running around right now filled with you DNA?[/QUOTE]

    Who are you, Chris Hansen?

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4026702]No bull****. I saw him/her walking near my office recently on my way to work.[/QUOTE]

    or it could've just been FF2.

    how rude of you to not stop and say hello.



    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4026921]or it could've just been FF2.

    how rude of you to not stop and say hello.



    :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    :rofl: Ironically it was right outside a D&D... seriously.

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    Sooo WCO is that dude that jizzed in the woman's bottled water eh?

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    [QUOTE=Paradis;4026867]I thought they test for substances?[/QUOTE]

    Well played, Squire. :high:

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    [QUOTE=Beerfish;4026955]Sooo WCO is that dude that jizzed in the woman's bottled water eh?[/QUOTE]

    she wishes.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4026985]she wishes.[/QUOTE]

    :hifive:

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    [QUOTE=Beerfish;4026955]Sooo WCO is that dude that jizzed in the woman's bottled water eh?[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/coming-face.jpg[/IMG]

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    This thread is crazy!

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    [QUOTE=southparkcpa;4026707]Turkey baster............[/QUOTE]

    Do I want to know how he got his sperm in the turkey baster?

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    [QUOTE=nyahay bus;4026827]Being authorized to jack off on the company dime IS something to brag about. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Getting away with it without the authorization = winninger.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4027487]Getting away with it without the authorization = winninger.[/QUOTE]

    It's good to have shakin in the hampur more... god knows we need some new blood in this ****hole.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;4027494]It's good to have shakin in the hampur more... god knows we need some new blood in this ****hole.[/QUOTE]

    hahaaa....yeah, I'm getting tired of being "that jagoff" in the poli forum. So I thought I'd blend right into the woodwork here

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4027502]hahaaa....yeah, I'm getting tired of being "that jagoff" in the poli forum. So I thought I'd blend right into the woodwork here[/QUOTE]

    God.. I can't even venture in there anymore. It's terrifying.

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    wouldn't an eye dropper be more appropriate than a turkey baster....seriously, how much sperm does a lesbian need to get pregnant?

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    [QUOTE=CanadaSteve;4027516]wouldn't an eye dropper be more appropriate than a turkey baster....seriously, how much sperm does a lesbian need to get pregnant?[/QUOTE]

    It depends:

    [IMG]http://fcbahistory.pbworks.com/f/1281537005/Portia%20de%20Rossi%2002.jpg[/IMG] [B] = Bring teh eyedropper[/B]

    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R-l1iejogZw/SX-eEKGWYXI/AAAAAAAACDk/wG9suJhZJmw/s320/Rosie+O%27Donnell+Sheikh+Mohammed.jpg[/IMG] [B]= Bring teh commercial-grade caulk gun[/B]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4027563]It depends:

    [IMG]http://fcbahistory.pbworks.com/f/1281537005/Portia%20de%20Rossi%2002.jpg[/IMG] [B] = Bring teh eyedropper[/B]

    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R-l1iejogZw/SX-eEKGWYXI/AAAAAAAACDk/wG9suJhZJmw/s320/Rosie+O%27Donnell+Sheikh+Mohammed.jpg[/IMG] [B]= Bring teh commercial-grade cock gun[/B][/QUOTE]


    fixed :eek:



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