[quote]Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but [b]I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit[/b], except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."
One square of toilet paper to wipe her azz?
No wonder Lance Armstrong dumped her stinkin' azz. He must have been sick of having brown balls... err a brown ball.
Cheryl Crow.....please stay the hell away from my Ass-Related Habits.
By the way, how was your recent Private Jet flight to your last special concert appearance? How many squares of ****-stained paper products was THAT little trip worth. Damn no-talent pop sellout. :rolleyes:
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[QUOTE=Warfish]Cheryl Crow.....please stay the hell away from my Ass-Related Habits.
By the way, how was your recent Private Jet flight to your last special concert appearance? How many squares of ****-stained paper products was THAT little trip worth. Damn no-talent pop sellout. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
she only wants one square to wipe her ass but three squares to roll her joints...
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Sheryl Crow uses many many sheets of toilet paper when wiping her ass -- up to 5 times what the typical American uses. However, she does purchase asswipe-offsets by burning her dried flotsam to fire kilns used to bake bread for needy Guatamalan refugee orphans.
I dont think Karl Rove cares how many sheets of TP Sheryl Crowe uses. Dirty or clean hed love to @#%$ tha a.....woops, my bad I forgot Sherryl doesnt have any balls.. I guess Rove really wouldnt be interested