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    OT - This is just a joke, don't open thread if you're sensitive!

    Drinking with a Kentucky Girl



    A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Kentucky Girl are in the same bar. When the

    Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out

    his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our

    glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the Same one twice."

    The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his

    glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to

    pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that

    we don't need to drink out of the same one twice either. The Kentucky

    Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft,

    throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots the

    Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and

    asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we have so

    many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the

    same ones twice. God Bless America

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    A Red Neck Women!

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    please move this thread to the moderators offensive joke section

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    :D Very Funny :D

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    100 years ago this joke started

    A WOP, a MICK, and a Kentucky Girl are in the same bar...

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    [QUOTE=Buster]100 years ago this joke started

    A WOP, a MICK, and a Kentucky Girl are in the same bar...[/QUOTE]

    sorry that isn't as funny

    it's only funny if my ethnic group is not involved.

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    [QUOTE=Buster]100 years ago this joke started

    A WOP, a MICK, and a Kentucky Girl are in the same bar...[/QUOTE]


    That is true

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