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    1greenut has proven to be a worthy, welcome addition to this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    1greenut has proven to be a worthy, welcome addition to this thread.
    Thanks man. I'm gonna be away for 30-90 days, so enjoy. I will be back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Thanks man. I'm gonna be away for 30-90 days, so enjoy. I will be back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    He's going to jail.

    Where else would someone go for 30-90 days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    He's going to jail.

    Where else would someone go for 30-90 days?
    That's why it's funny PK...



    I think




    Let me reiterate, 1greenNUT, what happened?
    Last edited by Dimitri_0515; 02-12-2012 at 09:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    That's why it's funny PK...



    I think




    Let me reiterate, 1greenNUT, what happened?
    Hey *****es

    It was explained to me that I need to make better choices and not say what's on my mind. Like a three yr old would get told. Apparently, when a probation officer threatens you with 30 days at county, a reply of "I can do that standing on my head" is not an appropriate response. I was offered 30 more to get back on my feet again. And 30 more to make sure I wasn't too dizzy.


    What had happened was-
    A complaint was filed against me. Shocking, right? I may or may not have indirectly threatened someone's safety. At this point I'm not sure because I was really ****ing mad. Anyway, *****es will be *****es. Details to follow after Tuesday 9am, more likely not for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Hey *****es

    It was explained to me that I need to make better choices and not say what's on my mind. Like a three yr old would get told. Apparently, when a probation officer threatens you with 30 days at county, a reply of "I can do that standing on my head" is not an appropriate response. I was offered 30 more to get back on my feet again. And 30 more to make sure I wasn't too dizzy.


    What had happened was-
    A complaint was filed against me. Shocking, right? I may or may not have indirectly threatened someone's safety. At this point I'm not sure because I was really ****ing mad. Anyway, *****es will be *****es. Details to follow after Tuesday 9am, more likely not for awhile.
    Sorry man, I hope everything turns out ok. I didn't mean any harm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Sorry man, I hope everything turns out ok. I didn't mean any harm.
    No worries. I'm a dumbass. Nothing new here. Maybe i'll suitcase a cell phone and post from the country club here.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    No worries. I'm a dumbass. Nothing new here. Maybe i'll suitcase a cell phone and post from the country club here.lol
    Where you heading?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Hey *****es

    It was explained to me that I need to make better choices and not say what's on my mind. Like a three yr old would get told. Apparently, when a probation officer threatens you with 30 days at county, a reply of "I can do that standing on my head" is not an appropriate response. I was offered 30 more to get back on my feet again. And 30 more to make sure I wasn't too dizzy.


    What had happened was-
    A complaint was filed against me. Shocking, right? I may or may not have indirectly threatened someone's safety. At this point I'm not sure because I was really ****ing mad. Anyway, *****es will be *****es. Details to follow after Tuesday 9am, more likely not for awhile.
    Damn! Would it help if the hampurians started a thread writing campaign to your prob officer demanding your immediate release?

    Get back soon. Your contributions will be missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Damn! Would it help if the hampurians started a thread writing campaign to your prob officer demanding your immediate release?

    Get back soon. Your contributions will be missed.
    haha. Maybe I'll send him a link to this thread to show that I'm a contributing member of society. They are so full over at county facility, they won't keep me long. Didn't get arrested, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    ...a reply of "I can do that standing on my head" is not an appropriate response...
    LMAO!!

    I said the same thing to a PO once. 11 months and 29 days later, the joke was on me


    But....if you can do 30-90 and get off of probation, it's much MUCH better than probation. Probation is a trap. And "county time" is easy. When you're in, just write the Trustee Sargent and get to work. When I was locked up, I worked in the kitchen for a few months and then was assigned to clean booking and receiving and the jail hallways. It was a great was to pass the time...and the guards are much cooler than the inmates. A few of the CO's I met are good friends of mine now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Bravo! Bravo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    LMAO!!

    I said the same thing to a PO once. 11 months and 29 days later, the joke was on me


    But....if you can do 30-90 and get off of probation, it's much MUCH better than probation. Probation is a trap. And "county time" is easy. When you're in, just write the Trustee Sargent and get to work. When I was locked up, I worked in the kitchen for a few months and then was assigned to clean booking and receiving and the jail hallways. It was a great was to pass the time...and the guards are much cooler than the inmates. A few of the CO's I met are good friends of mine now.
    Geez man, a year? What kind of plumbing do you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Geez man, a year? What kind of plumbing do you do?
    lolz....

    It would have been only 8 months...but I got caught making hooch in 5 gallon buckets and storing them in the oven hood in the kitchen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    lolz....

    It would have been only 8 months...but I got caught making hooch in 5 gallon buckets and storing them in the oven hood in the kitchen.
    Oh who gives a shlt. Just dump it, who cares.

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