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    Quote Originally Posted by Reasonable man View Post
    The Reasonable man may whine under certain circumstances but does not do so excessively and, after whining, would be likely to regret having done so. In responding to The Boston Patriot's criticism the Reasonable man meant only to articulate his willingness to listen to fair criticism (that being said, the reasonable man is of merely average intelligence and may have communicated that sentiment ineffectively). The Reasonable man was likely disappointed to hear that his conduct had been deemed objectionable by a veteran poster and, in a state of disappointment, acted as the Reasonable man would by articulating his concerns (with average effectiveness). At the end of the day the Reasonable man only wants to know if there are any durable precautions he can take to reduce liability.
    Annnndddd, the hat is tipped. Weak attempt by a MENSA member at self-deprecation. Welcome back, RV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    If this is real it's one of the best awesomness per second .gifs I've ever seen. It reminds me of an infomercial for better husbands. THANKS OBAMA!
    Staged. Look at the kid smiling and throwing the table into the pool after them.

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    Reasonable man is confused by the conjecture as to his identity and must resort to antient civil procedure as his attempts at proving no liability have failed. If it is acceptable the Reasonable man offers a wager of law or compurgation. As is custom he looks for 12 oath-helpers to assist in the task. Alternatively he will accept "trial by combat" or "ordeal by water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reasonable man View Post
    Reasonable man is confused by the conjecture as to his identity and must resort to antient civil procedure as his attempts at proving no liability have failed. If it is acceptable the Reasonable man offers a wager of law or compurgation. As is custom he looks for 12 oath-helpers to assist in the task. Alternatively he will accept "trial by combat" or "ordeal by water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    Reasonable man does not understand why you can't request assistance from an attorney or do the research yourself http://lmgtfy.com/?q=compurgation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reasonable man View Post
    Reasonable man does not understand why you can't request assistance from an attorney or do the research yourself http://lmgtfy.com/?q=compurgation
    it really is that important to me, just wanted to use that picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Staged. Look at the kid smiling and throwing the table into the pool after them.
    Pixels and such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    it really is that important to me, just wanted to use that picture.
    Reasonable man assumes you meant that the question you asked was NOT that important to you. In which case, he understands and complements your use of the image. Although Reasonable man must confess that he asks himself that very question (explain this ****) whenever Ron Paul is talking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reasonable man View Post
    Reasonable man assumes you meant that the question you asked was NOT that important to you. In which case, he understands and complements your use of the image. Although Reasonable man must confess that he asks himself that very question (explain this ****) whenever Ron Paul is talking.
    BINGO! You have reached IGNORE STATUS (for me) and that is something of note in the hampur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    BINGO! You have reached IGNORE STATUS (for me) and that is something of note in the hampur.
    Reasonable man really doesn't understand Boston Patriots vitriol. Reasonable man has only made fairly benign statements; albeit in the third person, which might be mildly frustrating -- apologies if it is frustrating. Reasonable man assumes that Boston Patriot had a bad day or something like that, maybe Boston Patriot had a fight with his significant other or work was rough. Reasonable man knows that all of this is just conjecture, but nonetheless he worries about Boston Patriot and, because Boston Patriot is ignoring him, Reasonable man encourages one of the fine members of this community to reach out to Boston Patriot to see if he is alright. Tell him that tomorrow will be better and to take a second to just breathe every now and again, little things like that can really provide comfort to people in their time of need. Reasonable man understands this might be quoted and used for a laugh, perhaps you will tell Reasonable man that he is putting himself up for liability through unreasonable acts. However, an action taken to save someone (or their property) in a moment of exigency is rarely held as contributory negligence, Eckert v. Long Island Railroad, 43 N.Y. 502, 1871 N.Y.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reasonable man View Post
    Reasonable man really doesn't understand Boston Patriots vitriol. Reasonable man has only made fairly benign statements; albeit in the third person, which might be mildly frustrating -- apologies if it is frustrating. Reasonable man assumes that Boston Patriot had a bad day or something like that, maybe Boston Patriot had a fight with his significant other or work was rough. Reasonable man knows that all of this is just conjecture, but nonetheless he worries about Boston Patriot and, because Boston Patriot is ignoring him, Reasonable man encourages one of the fine members of this community to reach out to Boston Patriot to see if he is alright. Tell him that tomorrow will be better and to take a second to just breathe every now and again, little things like that can really provide comfort to people in their time of need. Reasonable man understands this might be quoted and used for a laugh, perhaps you will tell Reasonable man that he is putting himself up for liability through unreasonable acts. However, an action taken to save someone (or their property) in a moment of exigency is rarely held as contributory negligence, Eckert v. Long Island Railroad, 43 N.Y. 502, 1871 N.Y.
    It's like a Hampurite dabbles, poorly, in programming, and this is his first attempt at AI.

    Hilarity, I declare.

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    EM31 looks at the thread title wonders if it might be a reasonable ask that posters bring pictures which may then be judged by the rest of the community for their coolness quotient.


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    In light of our unfortunate detour, I offer the following:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Pixels and such.
    its pixels and whatnot.

    such = non-technical things
    whatnot = tech things like computers and pixels


    you're welcome

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    I think what everyone is thinking..........



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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    who needs a basketball?

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    thank you all for getting this thread back on track -


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    Caltron alert!!!!



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